People you laugh at...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ok I was walking around the university a couple of days back and I went by the Den to see if it was open for business after the summer off. So as I am heading that way form the bookstore something catches my eye, some people who know me might say it was a beautiful girl, or something shiney... but no it was a Dance Dance Revolution machine with quite possibly the lamest person who I have ever laid eyes upon dancing by himself. While most anyone who has ever used one of those machines looks like a complete dufus this guy definantly topped them all for while he was dancing by himself he was around 40 years old, pale as pale can be, and had this huge bloody beard. Not only this he was wearing some of the ugliest clothing known to man (some sort of 1970 Cords vest and a very ugly fishermans hat).

I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing, has anyone else seen this guy who obviously was at least fairly good on the machine so one would have to think that he played the game often. But he wins the title of w**ker of the week from myself.

[Jiggy_12]

I hate DDR, passionatley,

I laugh whenever I see a smart car, and I look at the person driving and they are all crammed in.

[Weiser Wonder]

The flipped collar is always good for a chuckle. Drunk people walking back to the dorms.

[peter12]

The same asian guy always practices DDR at the train station.

[Calgary Flames]

Man, who cares? I laugh at shallow people like you MMM for laughing at the DDR Guy. If playing DDR makes his day all the better, Giv'er dude! I think DDR is the dumbest thing known to man, but i'm not going to laugh at the guy or call him a w**ker because he enjoys it...

MMM, you truly are too cool for school

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dude was writing down scores and memorizing the moves which had to be made for each song. I stood there and watched in amazement as to how someone could be doing this on a Wednesday afternoon - I mean he is 40 years old should he not have a job that he has to go to, and if he does have a job and is taking a day off why the hell would he go play DDR.

But Jordon get off your high horse buddy. I don't think laughing at someone is always such a horrible thing, I mean if you want to laugh at some of my habits go ahead I don't give a damn.

- I bite my nails at times in public.
- If I see a can on the ground I will pick it up for the 5/10 cent deposit or I will put it on a ledge so a homeless person could get it.
- I call people w**kers sometimes when they don't deserve it.
- I like hockey a bit to much (way to much)
- I enjoy reading a book at pretty much any part of the day
- I wear bike shorts to work, and to school when I get around, and don't think I don't get some comments (rarely positive) from those.

Point is it seems as though you are just trying ot be a wet blanket.

Oh I am a hypocrite

[CaptainCrunch]

I laugh at people who laugh at people

[Tron_fdc]

People who can't skate and buy rollerblades. I laugh heartily at them, especially when they fall. Normally they're not injured though, as these people usually have $500 of pads on.

[SoulOfTheFlame]

Originally posted by Jiggy_12@Sep 4 2005, 06:30 PM
I hate DDR, passionatley,
I laugh whenever I see a smart car, and I look at the person driving and they are all crammed in

They're probabley laughing at you with these gas prices!

[KevanGuy]

I laugh at people who act like the internet tough guy, "Oh yeah, you wouldnt say that to my face you little punk. Hiding behind your computer! I'd make a mess out of you. C'mon man, come out to Kalamazoo and say that to my face you coward!" Makes me laugh everytime.

[MJK]

I laugh at people who wear sunglasses inside. Just TOO COOL!

[Patek23]

People who call other people ugly, but yet they are too. Or people who act like hot shinguard around people they feel lesser than themselves , yet when the people who they aspire to be around you can't even see they're face because they're sucking so much ass. From the outside looking in it's hilarious.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

[Patek23]

Originally posted by Mean Mr. Mustard@Sep 4 2005, 10:10 PM

10$ says the kid wins.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I will put $5 on fotze

[HelloHockeyFans]

The big tough guy at the party or in a club who likes to intimidate people because he thinks he can because he's taller, or bigger, only to get his ass handed to him by a guy significantly smaller than him.

[Super-Rye]

I laugh at people who are compleeeeeete *******, they can laugh at people playing DDR all they want, could care less, I'm talking about the ******* who (working in a bar I'll use this as an example) get their bill and scream out the defensless tiny 110 pound waitress' like there's not tomorrow.

Like last night, a new girl at work got screamed at by some idiot wearing a cowboy hat, muscle shirt, and hawiian pants (yeah...I know...) about a 70 cent charge for sour cream (He ordered Chips and Salsa with a side of sour cream after last call and she went back and begged for us to make it, then he argued that CHIPS AND SALSA came with sour cream...?) These are the people I laugh at. Why? Because they're so big and tough infront of a tiny girl working for tips, but put a 210 pound bartender who looks kinda like Stone Cold Steve Austin infront of them, they shut up, pay their bill, and they leave, and they're the people who 1 day will pass off the wrong person and get curb stomped, which is why I laugh at them.

[Frank the Tank]

Well it sounds bad but I laugh at this ######ed kid who lives in the three storey walk up at the end of our street. Now, before someone jumps on me, let me explain. I laugh at him because about 50% of the time he is outside running up and down our street, he has no pants on. Or underwear. And, the kid has a hammer that'd put any pornstar to shame. Now normally I wouldn't laugh, but he's a really cute kid. Well mannered, delivers flyers up and down the street, always wants to shake your hand. Pretty funnly kid actually. What I find even funnier is that every time he is naked outside, he comes out of the apartment building that way. So that means he has de-robed inside and dodged his linebacker of a mother and bee-lined it for the great outdoors. And yes, I have resorted to blasting him with my hose to keep him away from me when I've been caught in the path of nakedness. Didn't work though because he thought it was pretty damn funny and tried harder and harder to get to me. I ran like a frightened squirrel.

[Clarkey]

You really shouldn't wear bike shorts when not on your bike. Even on your bike is questionable. Can't you wear some baggy shorts over top? If you are just walking around campus with your bike shorts on that is just nasty. Nobody needs to see your meat and 2 veg, or the contours of your rear end. You must be incredibly confident to wear those things around, so props for that, but just remember, nobody wants to see that.

[Sylvanfan]

Back in May I was playing golf on a Sunday morning and the guy in front of us was trying to teach his girlfriend how to golf. He was dressed like some pompus geek, and had these fancy clubs and appeared to know it all. He spent like 5 minutes trying to show her what to do, only to see her duff the ball which is understandable. Than he goes to hit his and does the same damn thing. But as it turned out, this was not just a one shot thing, no he sucked worse than she did. They proceeded to take 20 plus minutes to play a 180 yard par 3 hole, with no consideration of us behind them. Finally my group of 4 plays the hole and gets to the next tee, and this couple is like 10 yards off the tee, and won't let us through.. After each had taken about 6 shots and were like 50 yards away we walked right past them and to the next hole. We were sure to take a few potshots at the guy for not letting us throught, and for how bad he sucked. It made me enraged and hysterical at the same time.