Funny little songs we sang as kids

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding!)
Miss Mary went to heaven, the steamboat went to...
Hello operator, give me #9
and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from...
Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it, and hurt her little...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...
Flies are in the city, the bees are in their hives
the boys and girls are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!

That's the way I remember it, anyway.

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Christmas songs were also really popular to be "kidified" when I was little...

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Aren't you glad you play with matches?
Fa la la la la, la la la la

[jayocal]

Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony
Hey mother****er get laid get ****ed!

Ah...those were the days.

[Gundo]

THere once was a man from Nantucket
He had such a big...... wait this is a poem not a song.

My bad

[pylon]

plop, plop, fizz, fizz
oh what a relief it is.

(and not referring to alka-sletzer)

[Nuje]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Old McDonald sitting on a fence
Picking his balls with a monkey wrench
The wrench got hot and he burned his balls
Then he p'ed his overalls.

Went to the doctor and the doctor said
Sorry sir but your balls are dead
When I die, bury me
Hang my balls in a cherry tree
When they're ready take a bite
Don't blame me if you barf all night

[DownhillGoat]

Originally Posted by jayocal

Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony
Hey mother****er get laid get ****ed!

I still can't get that stupid line out of my head when I hear the song. I caught myself saying it in the middle of Shoppers Drug Mart when they had it on the instore radio a few months ago.

Ah, junior high.

Here's the one I remember:

(x) bears in the bed and the little one said,
"I'm crowded, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out,
(x-1) bears in the bed and the little one said...

(continue to 1 bear left)

One bear in the bed and the little one said,
"I'm lonely"

[troutman]

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Running through the forest
Picking up the field mice,
And bash them on the head