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Old 01-18-2010, 01:19 AM   #41
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:45 AM   #42
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I am going to diagnose this guy with severe short man syndrome..
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:48 AM   #43
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I am going to diagnose this guy with severe short man syndrome..
And the chick with "not hot" syndrome.
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:28 AM   #44
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.

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Had to thank this post because it is full of so much awesomeness covered in so much win!!!
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:48 AM   #46
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.
"boned" that's classic. icecube is definitely the man...in teen sex romp world.
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:56 AM   #47
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"boned" that's classic. icecube is definitely the man...in teen sex romp world.
He's from Compton. He gets a beep from Kim who can fata all night.
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:02 AM   #48
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I challenge some of the posters criticizing the girls "hotness" in this thread to step up and post some pics of chicks they've boned. I bet the majority of you either...

a) have a very average looking girlfriend or spouse
b) were lucky enough to score a hot chick once or twice in your lifetime because she was completely wasted
c)have no game and couldn't get laid in a morgue

The truth hurts too doesn't it.
A hot girl is a hot girl regardless. It doesn't matter if you can't get laid in a morgue, or usually go out with ugly chicks.
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:32 AM   #49
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A hot girl is a hot girl regardless. It doesn't matter if you can't get laid in a morgue, or usually go out with ugly chicks.

I don't think I'm going out on a limb saying this, but your guys' somewhat steep definition of a hot chick- the true 9's and 10's that aren't in any of the pictures on that website...

These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period. So I'm calling bull on anyone here who claims to have boned one (boned is a great word).

No offense to you personally.
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I don't think I'm going out on a limb saying this, but your guys' somewhat steep definition of a hot chick- the true 9's and 10's that aren't in any of the pictures on that website...

These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period. So I'm calling bull on anyone here who claims to have boned one (boned is a great word).

No offense to you personally.
So I guess you haven't "boned" one either. Welcome to the club!
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I don't think I'm going out on a limb saying this, but your guys' somewhat steep definition of a hot chick- the true 9's and 10's that aren't in any of the pictures on that website...

These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period. So I'm calling bull on anyone here who claims to have boned one (boned is a great word).

No offense to you personally.
Personally, I haven't claimed to have boned anything or made any comments on any persons appearance any where in this thread. I get what your saying, guys that would probably pee their pants if any girl said hello to them are making derogatory comments about the appearance of some of the girls pictured in this thread. In all fairness this thread has turned from hot chicks with douchbags into a weird looking guys with girls thread.
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I'm a big fan of Howard Stern but I couldn't resist. He really gets mad when the media makes comments about how ugly he looks beside his wife Beth. I guess some would find Howard a ###### while others think he is the coolest thing ever.
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:14 PM   #53
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A hot girl is a hot girl regardless. It doesn't matter if you can't get laid in a morgue, or usually go out with ugly chicks.
I don't get the fascination of dudes on a message board judging every chick to be not hot enough.

'Tits or GTFO' has more class than this thread.
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These girls don't have sex with the kind of guy who has an account on an internet message board. Period.
So I'm calling bull on anyone here who claims to have boned one (boned is a great word).

No offense to you personally.
This is funny and BS! Personally I have many friends who are on message boards with hot wives or girlfriends and I've had hot girlfriends before as well. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other but you're an idiot!
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Where's the hot chicks?
Really? I think the one on the left is pretty cute. I've always been partial to that exotic, brunette look though.
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:50 PM   #56
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I don't get the fascination of dudes on a message board judging every chick to be not hot enough.

'Tits or GTFO' has more class than this thread.
Gozer isnt hot either... has too pointy knees for me
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This is funny and BS! Personally I have many friends who are on message boards with hot wives or girlfriends and I've had hot girlfriends before as well. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other but you're an idiot!
Hookers don't count.
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Hookers don't count.
Even if they told me I was the best they have ever had?
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Even if they told me I was the best they have ever had?
Well that's a different story then isn't it?
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