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				Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian. 
 
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			01-16-2010, 11:58 AM
			
			
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			maybe he could go to a gay place of worship and they could excorcise him and deliver him from the christian demons plaguing him
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-16-2010, 12:09 PM
			
			
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				maybe he could go to a gay place of worship and they could excorcise him and deliver him from the christian demons plaguing him 
			
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			01-16-2010, 12:17 PM
			
			
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			01-16-2010, 01:17 PM
			
			
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			The Onion? Really? Come on. I get the joke, but its a joke.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			01-16-2010, 01:41 PM
			
			
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				The Onion? Really? Come on. I get the joke, but its a joke. 
			
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What's the problem?  Is Cheese not allowed to post funny stories?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-16-2010, 02:42 PM
			
			
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				Is Cheese not allowed to post funny stories? 
			
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			01-16-2010, 06:58 PM
			
			
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			As soon as I read that thread title I knew it had to be The Onion.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-17-2010, 12:48 AM
			
			
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			Ah, how I love the onion. That was a good article. There's also a good snippet on Micheal Vick this week.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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