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Old 12-20-2009, 03:19 PM   #101
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Old 12-20-2009, 03:24 PM   #102
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Old 12-20-2009, 05:40 PM   #103
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Pretty good collection of old vernacular in here.
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Old 12-20-2009, 07:42 PM   #104
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If my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:34 PM   #105
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Old 12-20-2009, 10:40 PM   #106
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In like Flynn.

Who is Flynn and how did he get in?
Errol Flynn. He beat charges stemming fom transporting a 15 year old girl across state line for the purposes of ******.

This thread's queerer than a three dollar bill, but going like a raped ape.

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Old 12-20-2009, 10:41 PM   #107
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Old 12-20-2009, 10:46 PM   #108
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Old 12-20-2009, 10:48 PM   #109
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How the heck is this thread still alive but the RTT was closed off?
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Old 12-20-2009, 11:55 PM   #110
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:00 AM   #111
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:01 AM   #112
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:23 AM   #113
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Old 12-21-2009, 01:30 AM   #114
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On the bounce trooper.
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:50 AM   #116
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:51 AM   #117
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Heavens to betsy
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:53 AM   #118
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Old 12-21-2009, 10:12 AM   #119
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Old 12-21-2009, 10:40 AM   #120
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Christopher columbus!

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