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Old 12-18-2009, 12:04 PM   #1181
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yeah, but kicking the convert out before breakfeast makes it all worthwhile.
Why not go for the two point play?
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:14 PM   #1182
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yeah, but kicking the convert out before breakfeast makes it all worthwhile.
Awesome.
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:18 PM   #1183
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Hey, I would still bone her if the opportunity came, but she still isn't in my top 50. She must be a bad lay if Tiger needs to have some strange on the side.

Notice the man-jaw.





But, I guess we should all put her on a pedestal because she is a semi-famous somewhat attractive blonde?
I would gladly volunteer my berries to be bouncing off that man jaw! What - too much???
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:20 PM   #1184
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I think Elin is actually the daughter of Sigourney Weaver and Jaws from 007, you can tell by comparing the relative bone structure of her lower mandible.
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:23 PM   #1185
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Its not an exact science, but you get the idea.
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:41 PM   #1186
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Well, I'm glad that she can count on your charity. Will you be plugging your nose, closing your eyes and whispering "ick ick ick" as you wreck that chick?
Not with Elin, but I did with your mom.........



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Old 12-18-2009, 01:43 PM   #1187
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Not with Elin, but I did with your mom.........



Yeah, my mom loves deflowering inexperienced 40 year old virgins

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Why not go for the two point play?
You've won the game, running up the score is tacky.
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:49 PM   #1189
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Old 12-18-2009, 01:52 PM   #1190
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Its not so much running up the score. The point of playing the game is to score as many points as you can, and then deny that you scouted the team before the game to find their strengths and weaknesses i.e. insecurity, dragon-esque qualities, strong habitual McDonald's addiction...you get the idea.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:08 PM   #1191
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Man, one of these days you kids will figure out how easy it is to trick girls into sleeping with you if you're willing to trade looks for a morally casual attitude.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:12 PM   #1192
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...dwfWAD9CLU3883

Tag Heuer drops Tiger (US campaign).
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:22 PM   #1193
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Man, one of these days you kids will figure out how easy it is to trick girls into sleeping with you if you're willing to trade looks for a morally casual attitude.
I thought that was one of the founding rules of wingman football?
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:24 PM   #1194
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...dwfWAD9CLU3883

Tag Heuer drops Tiger (US campaign).
Damn, I better get rid of my TAG... oh wait, I bought it at the Silk Market in Beijing, so nm...
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:28 PM   #1195
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Tiger is not amused by this news.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #1196
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Damn, I better get rid of my TAG... oh wait, I bought it at the Silk Market in Beijing, so nm...
I'm pretty sure you got a TAGE HEUER at the Silk Market.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:49 PM   #1197
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I'm pretty sure you got a TAGE HEUER at the Silk Market.
Nah, I got one of the good ones from the back. Wasn't so lucky with my GIANK mountain bike...
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:55 PM   #1198
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Silk Street rules. Wanna know what's better than Silk Street though? The market in the subway UNDERNEATH silk street. It's like an underground market to the underground market. No foot traffic, and some VERY motivated sellers.

Of course when you tell the girls upstairs that, you get the ol "more better quality, more better price" schtick. Take your ice cream and jam it, vixens
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Silk Street rules. Wanna know what's better than Silk Street though? The market in the subway UNDERNEATH silk street. It's like an underground market to the underground market. No foot traffic, and some VERY motivated sellers.

Of course when you tell the girls upstairs that, you get the ol "more better quality, more better price" schtick. Take your ice cream and jam it, vixens
So silk street is where all the hookers are?
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:10 PM   #1200
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So silk street is where all the hookers are?
No, just quality Giank, Nire, Coch, and Deesel merchandise...
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