My hat almost destroyed my marrige!
Every time I put it on, women would just start talking to me for no reason. And when I tried to be polite they would become more agressive and start chasing me around and trying to get me to do nasty things with them!!
And for some reason I kept finding $20 bills. Let me tell you sitting on a wallet full of $20s all day long before you can get to a bank is VERY painful.
And all the new responsibility I've got with the multiple promotions at work! Sheesh!
So I wouldn't recommend these hats at all.
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