12-07-2009, 09:51 PM
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damn onions
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I love how within 2 weeks this guy's life has just totally shattered. Let's see...
Embarassing car accident leads to transgressions leads to INSANE transgressions leads to addictions...
wow... what's next? Next week we'll learn he was in with Vick on the animal game.
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12-07-2009, 10:07 PM
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#522
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I am just going to say it now (cause I want to see it in print) -- Tiger is ######! His public persona makes me want to puke and it is starting to seem that his private persona is equally nauseating.
Nice goal Curtis!
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12-08-2009, 12:40 AM
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#523
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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People that cheat on their wives are asshats.
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12-08-2009, 01:24 AM
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#524
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by fotze
So he was liquored and on ambien and vicodin? Thats what his wife told the cops when he was snoring on the road after the crash?
Is being an addict a requirement if you have made more than $10 million?
Let me guess? knee surgery was the cause of the vicodin thing?
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Nope, Lupus.
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12-08-2009, 06:27 AM
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#525
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sunshine Coast
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12-08-2009, 07:45 AM
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#526
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Sounds like it was his wife's mother that took ill and his wife was the one following the ambulance to the hospital. The woman in hospital was taken there "on advanced life support"...so it sounds pretty serious for sure.
Hate to speculate on anything...but perhaps the stress of the last 2 weeks is starting to catch up with Tigers family.
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12-08-2009, 08:22 AM
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#527
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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What a train wreck this is.
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12-08-2009, 08:25 AM
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#528
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
People that cheat on their wives are asshats.
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Just wait for that collie bitch to come out of the woodwork now.
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12-08-2009, 08:37 AM
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#529
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by schteve_d
It does strike me as kind of funny how big of news this all is just because it's Tiger and his squeaky-clean image. If it was John Daly coming out with the same news, we might make a couple of jokes and that would be the end of it.
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The media builds people up so they can tear them down.
Nobody is squeaky-clean.
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12-08-2009, 08:39 AM
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#530
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by fotze
This is rivalling the Britney Spears meltdown from a few years ago.
Have the cries of "bringing down a powerful black man" started yet? That black guy with the mullet (I can't think of the name of) has been much to quiet.
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Al Sharpton does not like (half-) Asians. 
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12-08-2009, 08:39 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by transplant99
Sounds like it was his wife's mother that took ill and his wife was the one following the ambulance to the hospital. The woman in hospital was taken there "on advanced life support"...so it sounds pretty serious for sure.
Hate to speculate on anything...but perhaps the stress of the last 2 weeks is starting to catch up with Tigers family.
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"You killed my mother!!!" should just about end any hope of a reconciliation . . . . . . not that it was looking good anyway after we passed four on our way to a baker's dozen.
I sincerely feel (no jokes) for the wife and kids in this. Tiger is apparently quite a self-centered ass.
Cowperson
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12-08-2009, 08:41 AM
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#532
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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OK...so now the report is that whoever it was taken to hospital has been released.
How does one go from requiring "advanced life support" at 2:30 in the morning...to being released 7 hours later??
The damn media....just irresponsible reporting all over the place on this stuff.
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12-08-2009, 08:46 AM
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#533
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by transplant99
OK...so now the report is that whoever it was taken to hospital has been released.
How does one go from requiring "advanced life support" at 2:30 in the morning...to being released 7 hours later??
The damn media....just irresponsible reporting all over the place on this stuff.
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Depends on how you define it. Someone on the Fark thread suggested the difference between routine and advanced life support is the difference between being treated by EMTs and by paramedics.
Anyway, now that seems everybody is alright (relatively), I would just like to say that this story is so full of fail that it is swinging right around to win.
Who would have ever guessed that Tiger Woods would have a Jim Shergill-like meltdown?
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12-08-2009, 08:46 AM
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#534
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by transplant99
OK...so now the report is that whoever it was taken to hospital has been released.
How does one go from requiring "advanced life support" at 2:30 in the morning...to being released 7 hours later??
The damn media....just irresponsible reporting all over the place on this stuff.
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When you have to be first, the details are secondary... Tiger clearly suffers from white trashatis (a fairly common affliction)... If he needed the wife and kids for marketing purposes why didn't he just pay for a marketing family (a la Michael Jackson)?
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12-08-2009, 08:47 AM
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#535
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally Posted by fotze
Aren't most ultra-successful people on earth? Seems to be a common link.
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Not this guy . . . . .
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1259...p_mostpop_read
As noted before, Tiger is actually in the statistical norm . . . . . around 60% of husbands cheat on their wives (and 40% of wives on their husbands) in the course of a marriage. He may be above average in other things, including the size of his dong by all accounts, but not in this sense.
Is there such a thing as "excessive cheating" though? If there is, his misadventures kind of looks like it.
Cowperson
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12-08-2009, 08:48 AM
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#536
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Anyway, now that seems everybody is alright (relatively), I would just like to say that this story is so full of fail that it is swinging right around to win.
Who would have ever guessed that Tiger Woods would have a Jim Shergill-like meltdown?
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Yes, really - I could not have imagined that such a managed, artificial icon would come crashing down in John Dalyesque fashion. Unbelievable.
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12-08-2009, 08:49 AM
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#537
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Franchise Player
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Well, my view of Tiger certainly has changed I guess.
Great golfer, but apparantly he's about as dumb as a bag full of stupid.
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12-08-2009, 08:51 AM
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#538
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Originally Posted by Cowperson
Is there such a thing as "excessive cheating" though? If there is, his misadventures kind of looks like it.
Cowperson
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Apparently the number of women claiming an affair is now at 10.
http://www.wesh.com/sports/21894356/detail.html
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12-08-2009, 09:01 AM
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#539
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In the Sin Bin
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Gotta wonder how many are true, and how many are just looking for a payday. It's not like Woods has any need to pay them some hush hush money to protect his reputation anymore.
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12-08-2009, 09:04 AM
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#540
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Gotta wonder how many are true, and how many are just looking for a payday. It's not like Woods has any need to pay them some hush hush money to protect his reputation anymore.
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I can see a movie here - Tiger's Asses. In fact, given that there are already at least 10 skanks, we already have Tiger's Assess I and II...
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