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Old 12-07-2009, 03:12 PM   #501
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"I was only thinking of you."
"I thought i was doing you!"
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:16 PM   #502
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Looks like it's up to 9 now.

Woods' "transgressions" have gone from the shocking to the downright sleazy as the New York Post reports the latest of Tiger's paramours is a porn star named Holly Sampson, the star of such titles as, Other Men's Wives, Decent into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Golf/PGA/2...69386-qmi.html
Awesome - I knew it was just a matter of time before this crossed over into the porn realm.

http://www.examiner.com/x-19632-Salt...any-mistresses

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Old 12-07-2009, 03:22 PM   #503
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^ he must have forgotten his wallet that day. Nasty!
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #504
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^ he must have forgotten his wallet that day. Nasty!
Judging by the skanks, "nasty" is precisely what Tiger likes.
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #505
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At this point I'm sure any women in the world could come along and say that her and Tiger did the nasty and everyone would believe her.
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with all this info coming out now, we know that his "transgressions" weren't a 1 or 2 or 3 time thing... he's habitual. I'd now expect that number to go waaaaaaaaaaaay up. I wouldn't be surprised if it hit close to 100 now, more along the lines of rockstars/hockey players.
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:50 PM   #507
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Awesome - I knew it was just a matter of time before this crossed over into the porn realm.

http://www.examiner.com/x-19632-Salt...any-mistresses


All right Tiger!!! You da man!!!! Woo Woo!!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:23 PM   #508
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http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Golf/PGA/2...69386-qmi.html

There are even media reports that several other women are about to speak out about their own affairs and that Tiger's harem could grow to an even dozen in the next few days.

How many majors (14)? Getting close.

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There are even media reports that several other women are about to speak out about their own affairs and that Tiger's harem could grow to an even dozen in the next few days.

How many majors (14)? Getting close.
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:01 PM   #510
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Well at this point it's obvious he crossed the line and he can't go back. Might as well see if he can give Hugh Heffner a run for his money.
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I wonder when we will see the first "Tiger is the father of my baby" skank comes out of the woodworks. He can then go on Maury!
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So this about confirms what we all thought... Police suspected Woods had been drinking and driving.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/w...ore-crash?bn=1

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WINDERMERE, Fla.–A Florida trooper who suspected Tiger Woods was driving under the influence sought a subpoena for the golfer's blood results from the hospital he was taken to after crashing his SUV, but prosecutors rejected the petition for insufficient information, according to a police report released Monday.

A witness, who wasn't identified in the report, told trooper Joshua Evans that Woods had been drinking alcohol earlier. The same witness also said Woods had been prescribed two drugs, Ambien and Vicodin. The report did not say how the witness knew that.

"Impairment of the driver is also suspected due to the careless driving that resulted in the traffic crash," Evans wrote in the report dated Nov. 30 that was released by the State Attorney General's office.
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:47 PM   #513
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^^^ I've seen reports that think he was on Ambien and driving... so still under the influence but not necessarily drinking and driving.

I also read the count is at 10 now and Elin has moved out of their house (according to radar online).

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So which condom company will Tiger end up endorsing?
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:26 PM   #515
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So which condom company will Tiger end up endorsing?
He's always been able to get himself out of the rough quickly, so I doubt he uses them.
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So which condom company will Tiger end up endorsing?
I was thinking more on the lines of Viagra commercials. Considering all the tramps he's hanging out with
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Sounds to me like the last thing Tiger needs is viagra.
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:54 PM   #518
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Sorry if this was posted before. Since we are talking about Tiger,
and this is a hockey forum, thought it might be appropriate.

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Old 12-07-2009, 06:57 PM   #519
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WTF? Y'know, cheating on your wife with ten different women is a mistake anyone can make, but dissing hockey? I just lost all respect for Tiger.
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It does strike me as kind of funny how big of news this all is just because it's Tiger and his squeaky-clean image. If it was John Daly coming out with the same news, we might make a couple of jokes and that would be the end of it.
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