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Old 12-07-2009, 12:25 PM   #481
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Laughtrack? You know the L in SNL stands for Live?
Maybe you should watch the video before demeaning the person who made a valid comment about the annoying laugh of the person who recorded that skit on their camcorder.
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Tiger is up to 7 on Huff Post now.

7iger.
... and the 7th is a pornstar apparently. Tiger is on a role. Loooking at the huffington post site, he was also bare backing some of them.
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Tiger Woods?

They should call him Cheetah Woods
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:40 PM   #484
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Tiger Woods?

They should call him Cheetah Woods
4th in?
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:41 PM   #485
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Some media are reporting as many as 9 mistresses at this point. I am going to say more mistresses than majors is imminent.

Can you write off hush money? I had to spend $1million dollars to ensure that my endorsement deals weren't in jeopardy?
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I just don't know how Elin can possibly forgive this. Yeah, yeah, she's getting money. What about self respect? You just found out that your husband isn't just cheating on you, he's cheating on you with half the planet. That woman needs a checklist:

1. Go to clinic and get STD test
2. Go to lawyer and file for divorce
3. Grab kids and go home to Sweden or Norway or whatever and make Tiger come there if he wants to see his kids
4. Have naked pillow fight with twin sister and send me the tape.
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Wait a minute she has a twin sister?

Countdown to her confession that Tiger hit her.

And by hit I mean screwed her.
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:48 PM   #488
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Some media are reporting as many as 9 mistresses at this point. I am going to say more mistresses than majors is imminent.
I'm beginning to think in addition to the record for most majors, he's going after an equally elusive record - Wilt Chamberlain's.
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:49 PM   #489
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[quote=Leeman4Gilmour;2191934][quote=edn88;2191914]Some media are reporting as many as 9 mistresses at this point. I am going to say more mistresses than majors is imminent.
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I'm beginning to think in addition to the record for most majors, he's going after an equally elusive record - Wilt Chamberlain's.
At this rate, he's going to be challenging Gene Simmons pretty quick.
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Guy can't keep his putter off the green, can he?
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You know what they say, variety is the spice of life.
But they're all white.
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is it possible to add a poll to this? We should have bets going for how high his numbers get. haha.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:56 PM   #493
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Maybe you should watch the video before demeaning the person who made a valid comment about the annoying laugh of the person who recorded that skit on their camcorder.
Sorry, I meant no offence. It came across the wrong way.
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Sorry, I meant no offence. It came across the wrong way.
I'm not offended at all. I just realized now reading my quoted post that I came across like a dick. I was trying to be funny, but as per usual it didn't pan out.
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The gallery guys will have a hayday yelling funny things right after he shoots (the ball, not a load, you sick s).

Before: You're the Man!!!!
After: You're the ....horniest mutherfataer on earth.

After this, "Get in the hole!!!!" might take on an entirely different meaning.
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I'm not offended at all. I just realized now reading my quoted post that I came across like a dick. I was trying to be funny, but as per usual it didn't pan out.
Why don't you two pop some Ambien and make up
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I cheetah all da time. hahaha
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Wait a minute she has a twin sister?

Countdown to her confession that Tiger hit her.

And by hit I mean screwed her.
"You can't call it cheating. She reminds me of you."
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"You can't call it cheating. She reminds me of you."
"I was only thinking of you."
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Looks like it's up to 9 now.

Woods' "transgressions" have gone from the shocking to the downright sleazy as the New York Post reports the latest of Tiger's paramours is a porn star named Holly Sampson, the star of such titles as, Other Men's Wives, Decent into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Golf/PGA/2...69386-qmi.html
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