11-28-2009, 03:57 PM
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#81
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by Sly
What's a butterface?
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Nice body, but her face...
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11-28-2009, 04:23 PM
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#82
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/28/tiger.woods/index.html
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State troopers arrived at the home of Tiger Woods on Saturday to interview the pro golfer and his wife about a car crash near his home, but were told the couple was not available to talk as scheduled, a spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol said
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"There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle with his wife over him rendering first aid," he told reporters.
"He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip," Saylor said. "He was mumbling but didn't say anything coherent."
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It said the accident was not alcohol-related.
The SUV, which was drivable, was towed and state troopers didn't take pictures of the scene, she said.
Saylor said the vehicle's front end was damaged.
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Facial lacerations to his upper and lower lip? Mumbling incoherently? Breaking out the window to 'drag' him out of the car because he hit a tree and fire hydrant with the front of the car? What, were the jaws of life unavailable to pry open the door that could have just been opened (Unless Tiger locked 'em in fear of his pissed off wife)?
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11-28-2009, 04:41 PM
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#83
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Franchise Player
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It's not inconceivable that the doors are locked. Many car doors lock automatically once the car starts driving.
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11-28-2009, 06:20 PM
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#84
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Funny - I had not heard that this was the rumour going around, but that is what I was jokingly telling my hockey team had really happened.
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11-28-2009, 06:48 PM
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#85
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Retired
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pacific Ocean
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So... I can get in an accident and when the cops come to get the details, I can tell them I'm not ready to talk yet. OK, I'll try that next time and see how that works out!!
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11-28-2009, 06:58 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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Originally Posted by Burninator
It's not inconceivable that the doors are locked. Many car doors lock automatically once the car starts driving.
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That is true for Escalades.
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11-28-2009, 09:09 PM
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#87
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cowtown
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Originally Posted by Antithesis
Wonder how much money this is going to cost Mr. Woods.
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Well I'd say if all the rumors turn out to be true.......it'll cost him 50%.
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11-28-2009, 09:32 PM
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#88
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by brownie
Well I'd say if all the rumors turn out to be true.......it'll cost him 50%.
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No way. No way he got into marriage without a solid pre-nup. He wouldn't be that dumb.
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11-28-2009, 09:56 PM
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#89
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Franchise Player
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I think this is all just a publicity stunt. Eldrick and Ellin probably just want a reality show.
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11-28-2009, 10:48 PM
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#90
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
No way. No way he got into marriage without a solid pre-nup. He wouldn't be that dumb.
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Pre-nups change a lot after kids a born.
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11-29-2009, 12:44 AM
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#91
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Commie Referee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Small town, B.C.
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More from TMZ...............
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During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."
During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.
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http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-...el-zales-ring/
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11-29-2009, 01:47 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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How does TMZ get hold of this information? Surely the friend is not so stupid as to tell the paparazzi about this. How many people would Tiger tell about this...
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11-29-2009, 10:02 AM
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#93
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Jordan!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Originally Posted by wooohooo
How does TMZ get hold of this information? Surely the friend is not so stupid as to tell the paparazzi about this. How many people would Tiger tell about this...
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You need to understand that TMZ pays a ton of cash for this stuff, it's not like people give it out for free..
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11-29-2009, 10:07 AM
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#94
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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This story keeps getting weirder. And Tiger's people are handling it TERRIBLY. Clearly wasn't a happy household on Friday night.
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11-29-2009, 10:46 AM
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#95
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Franchise Player
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What is a house on a finger?
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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11-29-2009, 10:47 AM
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#96
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
What is a house on a finger?
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A ring with 2 million bucks.
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11-29-2009, 10:48 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
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It's a ring that is worth a house just like the one that Kobe got his wife after his incident.... this story just gets more and more interesting
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11-29-2009, 10:49 AM
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#98
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by transplant99
A ring with 2 million bucks.
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Yep, a ring worth $2 million bucks that is supposed to make up for doing something stupid......like boning some hoo-ore and getting caught.
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11-29-2009, 11:03 AM
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#99
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Account Disabled at User's Request
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oilers_fan
What is a house on a finger?
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