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Old 11-25-2009, 07:31 AM   #21
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Old 11-25-2009, 08:09 AM   #22
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:04 AM   #24
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I'd drank 4 LARGE cups of Tim Horton's coffee to cram for this midterm. I don't know what the **** happened. I started to shake like crazy, felt cold/had chills down my spine, felt like puking but couldn't and felt REALLY depressed for some reason... I'd advise you don't consume caffeine that is beyond your limits.
When I was in the military we used to prep for a field ex by eating instant coffee cystals and washing them down with jolt cola.

I'd eat about 10 tea spoons of coffee and 2 litres of jolt.

The amazing thing is that you would never get cold and never be tired for 48 hours.
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:04 AM   #25
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My friend's cousin once told him that Nutella was made of pure chocolate and didn't have any nuts in it. Needless to say his extreme nut allergies didn't mix well with the Nutella.
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:36 AM   #26
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My friend's cousin once told him that Nutella was made of pure chocolate and didn't have any nuts in it. Needless to say his extreme nut allergies didn't mix well with the Nutella.
Well, had things ended badly, your friend would have been deserving of a Darwin Award for reading comprehension...
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:39 AM   #27
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Take it from a guy who recently came back from South America and couldn't take a crap for 5 days after holding in the opposite:

1/4 jar per day.
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:32 PM   #28
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Well, had things ended badly, your friend would have been deserving of a Darwin Award for reading comprehension...
He was 4 so it probably wasn't high on his list of priorities. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure they had to list all of the ingredients back then.
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He was 4 so it probably wasn't high on his list of priorities. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure they had to list all of the ingredients back then.
You were talking as if this was a recent event. And, uhmmmm, do you really need a list of ingredients to see the potential issue?
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I don't really want to argue about semantics here, but other than the word Nut in the product name, there isn't really anything on the package that indicates it has nuts in it. The part where it says hazelnut spread at the bottom certainly hasn't been on the package for 20 years, and I wouldn't expect a 4 y/o to know what a hazelnut looks like. It's possible he didn't even know he had hazelnut allergies at that point in time. Plus, people don't always make the connection a name and what it's made of. If you saw the Amazing Race episode two weeks ago, the guy couldn't figure out that a candelabra is a freakin' candle!

Oh ya. Wouldn't me saying "My friend's cousin once told him" indicate it was something that happened a while ago rather than a recent event?

At the end of the day I think the one thing we can agree on here is it is not a good idea to eat a whole jar of Nutella.
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I don't really want to argue about semantics here, but other than the word Nut in the product name, there isn't really anything on the package that indicates it has nuts in it. The part where it says hazelnut spread at the bottom certainly hasn't been on the package for 20 years, and I wouldn't expect a 4 y/o to know what a hazelnut looks like. It's possible he didn't even know he had hazelnut allergies at that point in time. Plus, people don't always make the connection a name and what it's made of. If you saw the Amazing Race episode two weeks ago, the guy couldn't figure out that a candelabra is a freakin' candle!

Oh ya. Wouldn't me saying "My friend's cousin once told him" indicate it was something that happened a while ago rather than a recent event?

At the end of the day I think the one thing we can agree on here is it is not a good idea to eat a whole jar of Nutella.

Clearly, you are taking this much more seriously than I am.
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Clearly, you are taking this much more seriously than I am.
I think so. I'm very passionate about nutty spreads it seems.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:41 PM   #34
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When I was in the military we used to prep for a field ex by eating instant coffee cystals and washing them down with jolt cola.

I'd eat about 10 tea spoons of coffee and 2 litres of jolt.

The amazing thing is that you would never get cold and never be tired for 48 hours.
Can't you die from that?
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:42 PM   #35
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Better challenge: 100 timbits

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I used to eat 80 when I was 14... and I wasnt a fat kid. Id do 100+ now
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I think so. I'm very passionate about spread nuts it seems.
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Old 11-25-2009, 02:13 PM   #37
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I don't really want to argue about semantics here, but other than the word Nut in the product name, there isn't really anything on the package that indicates it has nuts in it. The part where it says hazelnut spread at the bottom certainly hasn't been on the package for 20 years, and I wouldn't expect a 4 y/o to know what a hazelnut looks like. It's possible he didn't even know he had hazelnut allergies at that point in time. Plus, people don't always make the connection a name and what it's made of. If you saw the Amazing Race episode two weeks ago, the guy couldn't figure out that a candelabra is a freakin' candle!

Oh ya. Wouldn't me saying "My friend's cousin once told him" indicate it was something that happened a while ago rather than a recent event?

At the end of the day I think the one thing we can agree on here is it is not a good idea to eat a whole jar of Nutella.

I keep a jar at my desk for breakfast (for bagels and crackers). So good, but even after a couple knife spreads of the stuff, it gets quite heavy. Not sure how you can finish an entire jar
The packaging makes it sound very healthy:
"each 400g jar of nutella contains the goodness of 56 roasted hazelnuts, 1 cup of skim milk, and a hint of delicious cocoa to help provide energy"
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:09 PM   #39
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:09 PM   #40
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Can't you die from that?
Hmmm, that would explain why I can walk through walls and this stupid kid is following me around whispering "I see dead people"
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