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Old 11-24-2009, 11:39 PM   #1
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So there are about 3,950 calories in a 750 g jar of Nutella. I'm thinking of consuming this whole thing, cause it's just so tasty. Will I die in my sleep tonight? Please advise.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:41 PM   #2
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Getting fat is a side effect. Not sure if you'd classify it as a danger though...
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Well good luck getting through all of it first.

And if you manage to eat it all, expect to have a bigger growth in dimension on your gut tomorrow.
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It's a scientific fact that more calories = more deliciousness.
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More people have seen lizard people, then have died from Nutella
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More people have seen lizard people, then have died from Nutella
In that order? I didn't see any lizard people before I started eating...
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:49 PM   #7
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You'll likely be able to feel diabetes kicking in mid-jar. Don't ask how I know this.
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I once did this with a loaf of garlic bread. Less than a half hour later, I was laying on the floor in the fetal position.

Don't do it man.
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So there are about 3,950 calories in a 750 g jar of Nutella. I'm thinking of consuming this whole thing, cause it's just so tasty. Will I die in my sleep tonight? Please advise.
My advice....go to bed now.
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I once did this with a loaf of garlic bread. Less than a half hour later, I was laying on the floor in the fetal position.

Don't do it man.

There's nothing wrong with eating a loaf of garlic bread.
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:18 AM   #11
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I tried my best, I got about 1/3 done the jar and I have a stomach ache. I challenge anyone else to attempt this great feat.
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Better challenge: 100 timbits

It's impossible.
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I tired to eat 100 timbits once. I made it to about 65 and I just couldn't bring myself to put another of those horrid things in my mouth. I wasn't full at all... I just couldn't face the prospect of chewing and swallowing.
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Better challenge: 100 timbits

It's impossible.
i'm going to have to prove you wrong, and its more likely than my 100 cups of coffee in one day.
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I have always wondered if you drink so much coffee that eventually time stops and you are super fast. Because that'd be epic.
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I have always wondered if you drink so much coffee that eventually time stops and you are super fast. Because that'd be epic.
I'd drank 4 LARGE cups of Tim Horton's coffee to cram for this midterm. I don't know what the **** happened. I started to shake like crazy, felt cold/had chills down my spine, felt like puking but couldn't and felt REALLY depressed for some reason... I'd advise you don't consume caffeine that is beyond your limits.
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I once did this with a loaf of garlic bread. Less than a half hour later, I was laying on the floor in the fetal position.

Don't do it man.
If the loaf of garlic bread was covered with a jar of Nutella, I'm impressed.
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So there are about 3,950 calories in a 750 g jar of Nutella. I'm thinking of consuming this whole thing, cause it's just so tasty. Will I die in my sleep tonight? Please advise.

It may block your.. ermm.. exit.
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