11-23-2009, 01:39 PM
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Ginger or Mary-Ann
I was listening to a radio talk show this morning about a fella who wrote a book on the topic. The question posed to guys are who would ya pick? Ginger...the sultry sexy star who is less trustworthy but likely a better romp, or Mary-Ann, the atypical girl next door?
I got to thinking about this myself and realized I married a woman who looks like Mary-Ann but has Ginger qualities as well...
thoughts?
It is remarkable how many guys will say Mary Ann. What’s with that? How could a healthy heterosexual look at those pasty thighs, painted-on freckles, and Lil’ Abner outfit and say, “Oh, yeah, gimme’ some of that!”? Especially in light of what’s behind door number three. Ginger: Movie star, sex symbol. Those lips, that hair, those eyes .... The producers didn’t seem to think there was any gray area here. You’ll note in the now-famous theme song that Mary Ann and that dullard the Professor aren’t even mentioned by name. On the other hand, everything comes to a screeching halt to introduce the “Mooooovie Star.” Ask yourself: who was always featured nude behind that little camp shower? Who had an evening dress made out of the sail form the Minnow? Talk about symbolism. That sail could be used to cover the giant hole in the side of the boat, but hey, who cares? It looks so much better covering Ginger..
So it comes down to a question of self-esteem. A guy’s gotta ask himself, “Can I handle a woman like Ginger?”
 
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11-23-2009, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Mountain out of a mole hill.
If the conditions are that one isn't trustworthy then there is no doubt. Who wants to be in a relationship, of any kind, with a person who can't be trusted?
Friend, g/f, wife. Pretty much any situation I would take a trustworthy person over the person who isn't trustworthy.
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11-23-2009, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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but you know Ginger's a high maintenance pain in the ass. It isn't like Mary Ann was ugly (I've seen recent pics, she hasn't aged well).
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11-23-2009, 01:44 PM
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11-23-2009, 01:50 PM
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Norm!
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Mrs Howell, I'd be her cabana boy any day.
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11-23-2009, 03:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Mrs Howell, I'd be her cabana boy any day.
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Ya but...all that money wont do ya no good stranded on an island! But hey...old women need love too!
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11-23-2009, 03:59 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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No contest.
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11-23-2009, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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11-23-2009, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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banned
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11-23-2009, 05:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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You date Gingers. You marry Mary-Anns.
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11-23-2009, 06:07 PM
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Mary-Ann in a heartbeat. Hot chick that can cook is way better in my books. Plus what would I do on kick a ginger day?
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11-23-2009, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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I love how the guy questions the sexuality of someone who disagrees with him. What a tool.
I've always preferred Mary Ann.
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11-24-2009, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Who's Ginger?
Who's Mary Ann?
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11-24-2009, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
No contest.
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I have no idea what you geezers are talking about, but I think I found your chick on Two and a Half Men.
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11-24-2009, 07:20 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Damn that is tight. The contest that is..
Hrmm... I always had a thing for Mary Ann, red heads just don't do anything for me. So I will go with Mary Ann... just because those pig tails are starting to look like handle bars.
Heeeeyyyyyyyoooooo!
The next question is, Ginger or Cartman?
They all look the same to me..
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11-24-2009, 08:11 AM
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The real question is Betty or Veronica?
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11-25-2009, 12:54 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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I would ask Wilma or Betty?
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11-25-2009, 02:55 AM
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Scoring Winger
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No, the REAL question is Depends or Poly-Dent?
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