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Thanks OP. This is quite possibly the dumbest invention ever, but I ordered one because it's free.
I can't wait to see the look of disgust/jealousy on my girlfriend's face.
The only think my life is missing now is a Slap Chop.
I agree with everything here. I think it's ridiculous, but nothing beats free. I can't wait to see what my friends are going to say when I get it. And I freaking need a slap chop.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
I agree with everything here. I think it's ridiculous, but nothing beats free. I can't wait to see what my friends are going to say when I get it. And I freaking need a slap chop.
I know, I am so tired of the boring tuna. I mean I love salad, but hate making it.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
Thanks OP. This is quite possibly the dumbest invention ever, but I ordered one because it's free.
I can't wait to see the look of disgust/jealousy on my girlfriend's face.
The only think my life is missing now is a Slap Chop.
Well, I thinks that's the point. I hardly think anyone would actually give somebody one of these as a "real gift". IMO, It's gotta be one of the creepiest/Funniest, gifts a person could get.
I know when my brother in-law receives his, He'll probably laugh his arse off, we'll take a few embarrassing pics of him lounging on the couch in his "Snuggie", then He'll claim to have donated it to the salvation army.
What's even funnier, is the years of Razzing I can taunt him with, by accusing him of Never! actually getting rid of it! and trying to get him to admit that he wears it when nobody is home!