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Old 11-05-2009, 02:48 PM   #1
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Look out!! -

the worst may be yet to come!

I'm not really concerned about the swine flu, but I do have a concerns:




3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow. . . Mad Cow disease


2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.


This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.



Next year!!


The year of the . . .C0CK



Anybody else worried !!!??
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Ah.. i see now that you've edited it.


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Old 11-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #3
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I hoping it is the year of the side boob or something...
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:54 PM   #4
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:56 PM   #5
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:58 PM   #6
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year of the bird? I wasn't aware the entire bird population got it's own year.

And next year is the year of the Rat.
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:00 PM   #7
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I take back my 1 star because I actually read the opening post.

I am now worried about a Rooster's ability to reproduce next year..
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:03 PM   #8
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Mad Cow was in full force over 5 years ago... I don't get it.
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Actually, this year is the year of the ox...next is tiger. This thing isn't just outdated, it doesn't even list the correct order in the zodiac
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:07 PM   #11
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Methanolic is Red Dawg from CJay?
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:09 PM   #13
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I'll bet this was a copy and paste from Methanolic's spam folder. Right down to the font colours. Haha.
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I shall brace myself for the oncoming barrage of sausage parties.
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Actually, this year is the year of the ox...next is tiger. This thing isn't just outdated, it doesn't even list the correct order in the zodiac
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Look out!! -

the worst may be yet to come!

I'm not really concerned about the swine flu, but I do have a concerns:




3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow. . . Mad Cow disease


2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.


This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.



Next year!!


The year of the . . .C0CK



Anybody else worried !!!??
16th of June Chinese stocks are goin’ up and I'm comin’ down with some new asian virus
ju ju man, ju ju man
doc says you’re fine or dyin’

http://www.metrolyrics.com/breathe-lyrics-u2.html
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:28 PM   #19
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Since when did levity have to be soooooo accurate?

.....Sheeesh!


Perhaps I should have started a thread like:

"What's your favorite virus?" ..... or

"Adjuvented or Non Adjuvented?" ..... or

"I Like Tamiflu" .... or

"Woman jailed for cooking penis, taking cooking classes in jail" .........





.....And by the way, I had to adjust font and color all by myself! so get off my back Man!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:13 PM   #20
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So...what is your favourite virus?
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