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Old 11-05-2009, 11:54 AM   #1
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Mine is being stranded, alone, in the middle of the ocean. No boat, raft, life preserver or anything, just me hanging out in the ocean, doggy paddling.

I swear to God, if I were ever in this situation I think that I'd probably swim down as far as I could until I ran out of breath, so that I'd drown before I could make it back up for air.

I'd much rather die that way, rather than waiting around for this guy and his buddies to come see what's up:








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Yeah the ocean is a big one for me. If I'm there I rarely go into water deeper than my chest.
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Every once in a while you hear of a person who is mentally awake during an operation, even though they can't move. That's gotta really suck.
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Also seagulls.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:03 PM   #8
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AIDS. It's an honest to goodness phobia of mine. I am not even close to a risk group, but ever since an accidental puncture by a needle a few years ago, I am deathly afraid of getting this terrible illness.
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Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
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Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.
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Your greatest fear is that you post the same thing as someone else without noticing

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Being single for the rest of my life. It terrifies me. I don't have any siblings, and if my folks are gone someday, well then what?

I know I need to be patient, and that I have lots of good traits, but I still am concerned.
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Being single for the rest of my life. It terrifies me. I don't have any siblings, and if my folks are gone someday, well then what?

I know I need to be patient, and that I have lots of good traits, but I still am concerned.
Being single rocks except for the constant rejection and the loneliness.

But being able to eat a can of ravioli over the sink for christmas dinner aka the fonz is titally t%ts
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Sharks/Ocean. Ugh...

Next would be AIDs, weird that Peter12 said the same thing. It just scares me. Has since i was 10.
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That I will never see a Stanley Cup won by Jarome Iginla. He deserves it so much.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:10 PM   #17
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Being a gerbil in my next life and hearing Richard Gere saying "I'll take that one"
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Your greatest fear is that you post the same thing as someone else without noticing

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the loss of my children is my greatest fear. whether through accident or argument!
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That I will never see a Stanley Cup won by Jarome Iginla. He deserves it so much.
I'm sometimes afraid that I will never see the Flames win another Stanley Cup. Especially since I was only 8 when they did win.

Of if only in 2004....sigh
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