You know you've had a rough night when...

[Jayems]

You crap yourself in your car, wipe your ass with the bible, seek refuge from an angry mob in a police cruiser and then get bit by a K9.

This is all kinds of weird.

SURREY, B.C. — A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle.
The 33-year-old intoxicated man was at a Halloween party Saturday night when he stumbled out the door to use another guest's car as a toilet.
The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested.


http://www.canada.com/life/Drunk%20f...816/story.html

[kermitology]

Uh.. thanks for the story.

That never bears repeating if you're the "subject" and always bears repeating if you're his friends.

[mykalberta]

Obviously the condom marketing was far to late for his parents to avoid his eventual birth.

[troutman]

[flip]

Ok, what was HOOT doing for Halloween?

[fredr123]

At least he didn't get kicked in the junk and lose a teste.

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by flip

Ok, what was HOOT doing for Halloween?

I like to think I know HOOT well enough to say that he was stoned out of his mind, going to the strippers, and drinking whiskey from a plastic cup.

[flip]

Originally Posted by kermitology

I like to think I know HOOT well enough to say that he was stoned out of his mind, going to the strippers, and drinking whiskey from a plastic cup.

That doesn't mean he didn't still shat his pants.

[kermitology]

I don't recall that ever happening.

[Winsor_Pilates]

Seems like an average night in Surrey to me

[Ren]

Cool story bro.

[troutman]

[rubecube]

[BlackArcher101]

Oh come on... don't act like it hasn't happened to any of you. Get off your high horse!