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Old 11-03-2009, 02:57 PM   #21
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Love this pic, cracks me up!
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:03 PM   #22
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I laughed when I saw this

Although I don't agree with sex with minors and the boyfriend deserves jail time.... I love the part "I was walking by the school yard and saw her..." that right there should have been a red flag that she wasn't over 14.
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'Then she arranged to meet me and asked me out on our first date. I thought she was 15. She didn't tell me she was 11.
To be fair she doesn't look 11 and it's possible the school is for all ages.
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:06 PM   #23
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So this guy comes home from work and his wife is packing all her things up.
He says to her: "where are you going?"
She says: "I'm leaving you!"
He asks: "why?"
She says: "because you're a pedophile!"
He says: "Oohh! that's an awfully big word for an eleven year old!"
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I laughed when I saw this

Although I don't agree with sex with minors and the boyfriend deserves jail time.... I love the part "I was walking by the school yard and saw her..." that right there should have been a red flag that she wasn't over 14.
"I was just walking by the playground, minding my own business and sniffing bicycle seats, and there she was... the apple of my my!"
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:38 PM   #25
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"I swear, she said she was 18!"

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Old 11-03-2009, 03:44 PM   #26
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Love this pic, cracks me up!
Pun intended?
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:29 PM   #27
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That kid has the mark of a gypsy on it's forehead. We should harvest it for gypsy tears while we still can.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:21 PM   #28
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As the father of a 10 year old girl I find this quite unbelievable, even though I don't doubt it's true.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:43 PM   #29
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A kid that age should be busy telling the cops her brother is floating away in a balloon, not having children of her own.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:39 AM   #30
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To be fair she doesn't look 11 and it's possible the school is for all ages.
I guess my point was if your 19 why are you trolling the schoolyard in the first place??
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:47 AM   #31
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this s##t doesn't even happen in Pittsburgh.
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So this guy comes home from work and his wife is packing all her things up.
He says to her: "where are you going?"
She says: "I'm leaving you!"
He asks: "why?"
She says: "because you're a pedophile!"
He says: "Oohh! that's an awfully big word for an eleven year old!"
Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia?

A: Sexy kids.

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this s##t doesn't even happen in Pittsburgh.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:41 PM   #34
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This story's really F***ed up.
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