10-23-2009, 11:08 PM
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#2741
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Lol. I've always wanted to tell a "I'm a racecar driver"-esque lie.  |
You can write all the books you want and do all the race car crap you want. You're still not gettin any (and probably wouldn't want it anyway!)
At least you're not impersonating a rock star. That;s my favorite con.
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10-23-2009, 11:12 PM
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#2742
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by missdpuck
You can write all the books you want and do all the race car crap you want. You're still not gettin any (and probably wouldn't want it anyway!)
At least you're not impersonating a rock star. That;s my favorite con.
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Just give me 20 minutes. By then, you'll know that I'm not only a racecar driver, but also a doctor, firefighter, heli-skiier, and a rock star. You'll want a piece.
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10-23-2009, 11:12 PM
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#2743
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i swear my neighbour is always watching Terminator 2, or some movie with a lot of base and machine sounds.
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10-23-2009, 11:17 PM
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#2744
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Just give me 20 minutes. By then, you'll know that I'm not only a racecar driver, but also a doctor, firefighter, heli-skiier, and a rock star. You'll want a piece. |
real life or video games 
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10-23-2009, 11:18 PM
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#2745
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by jammies
"This is actually all I'm wearing right now."
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That doesn't even answer his question.
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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10-23-2009, 11:21 PM
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#2746
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by awildermode
real life or video games |
Well, I drive kinda fast, I've been known to remove splinters from my own hand, I once put out a grease fire on my stove, I tuck straight down black runs (not double blacks), AND I sing at the top of my lungs in my truck and in the shower. So I'm not really lying, here.
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10-23-2009, 11:23 PM
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#2747
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by SteveToms
I guess you could say I got laid off today...
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That sucks ST.
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10-23-2009, 11:24 PM
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#2748
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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+1
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10-23-2009, 11:27 PM
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#2749
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by NSFL
That doesn't even answer his question.
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Sure it does, by implication - you are referring to yourself as the girl in the picture. Plus he'd laugh - "hahaha she should change her name to VVFL - very very funny lady!"
BTW, there's no band watching tonight, and I'm kind of an idiot, BUT - it's not my fault! My buddy said Oct 24 at midnight, which when I put it in my blackberry is TONIGHT, as midnight is the new day, and thus the 24th - but what he meant was midnight tomorrow, which is why he's playing so late because of the hockey game. So now 4x4 is all pumped up for the Police, and instead the only police we'd be likely to see are the ones taking us in for drunk and disorderly.
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10-23-2009, 11:28 PM
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#2750
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One of the Nine
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There's lots of drunk and disorderly at Richmonds.
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10-23-2009, 11:33 PM
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#2751
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Well, I drive kinda fast, I've been known to remove splinters from my own hand, I once put out a grease fire on my stove, I tuck straight down black runs (not double blacks), AND I sing at the top of my lungs in my truck and in the shower. So I'm not really lying, here.
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good enough for me
"if you ever need a wingman, give me a call. i'll fly with you" 
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10-23-2009, 11:34 PM
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#2752
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One of the Nine
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Did I really put that comma there?
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10-23-2009, 11:35 PM
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#2753
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by jammies
So now 4x4 is all pumped up for the Police, and instead the only police we'd be likely to see are the ones taking us in for drunk and disorderly.
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I think watching those Police in action doing that would be more entertaining than your friend's version. Especially if they bust out the taser.
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10-23-2009, 11:39 PM
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#2754
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
I think watching those Police in action doing that would be more entertaining than your friend's version. Especially if they bust out the taser.
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No way, Al's a huge Stewart Copeland fan, and while he's not in the same league, he's a pretty damn good drummer. I have no idea how the other guys in the band are, but he generally doesn't join any bands with strugglers in them. I expect they'll be pretty good, and as a bonus - you don't have to watch the real Sting and want to punch him for getting all mellow and boring.
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10-23-2009, 11:43 PM
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#2755
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
That sucks ST.
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It sucks, but I saw it coming. I work(soon to be worked) in a golf course kitchen, so the season ends eventually.
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10-23-2009, 11:50 PM
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#2756
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by missdpuck
You're still not gettin any (and probably wouldn't want it anyway!)
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Originally Posted by 4X4
You'll want a piece. |
You two are going to make me break out a sequel to CP:Cauldron of Passion if you keep this up:
5000 Miles to Satisfaction: Starring the hirsute man-god 4x4, the Faptress of Florida missdpuck, and the entire roster of the Florida Panthers Ice Dancers that scheme to keep them apart.
Coming November 2009 to a Wal-mart endcap near you.
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10-23-2009, 11:53 PM
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#2757
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Jesus H Christ, is this the 4x4, Jammies and Missdpuck convo thread now? How I long for the days when this was the angry drunken smack talking thread....
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10-23-2009, 11:55 PM
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#2758
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Jesus H Christ, is this the 4x4, Jammies and Missdpuck convo thread now? How I long for the days when this was the angry drunken smack talking thread....
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I am on my 4th beer of the night, and as such I think you suck.
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10-23-2009, 11:55 PM
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#2759
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Jesus H Christ, is this the 4x4, Jammies and Missdpuck convo thread now? How I long for the days when this was the angry drunken smack talking thread....
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Somebody's gotta pick up your slack.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-23-2009, 11:56 PM
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#2760
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Jesus H Christ, is this the 4x4, Jammies and Missdpuck convo thread now? How I long for the days when this was the angry drunken smack talking thread....
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You mean the ResAlien/evilcougar thread, si?
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