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Old 10-22-2009, 05:54 PM   #2561
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Get a pic of a busty chick with a Hooters shirt on and then photoshop out the 'ers' so that it just says Hoot. Make sure there's lots of cleavage.
Great idea but I don't know if the cleavage would go over too well with the workin' folks.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:57 PM   #2563
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That's not upping the macho level like jammies requested. It's decreasing it.

So to macho this thread up I give you....



Half naked, sweating, muscle-bound men make EVERYTHING more macho!

Let me help!

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Old 10-22-2009, 06:03 PM   #2564
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What. The hell. Is going on? I'm on my way to getting loaded and will fix this thread in a couple hours. Til then you all enjoy your nail polish and half naked dudes or whatever the hell you're talking about.

And Hoot, go with the cleavage. The "working folk" always have the option to turn off avatars.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:06 PM   #2565
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Bah! 4x4 got it right, flip was close, worth had febreeze (bad) but getting high (good) - but then witty is in here with more nail polish talk and some dude with his ass half out of his pants!

I'm going to go and cook some dead animal and drink a beer. I'm done with you punks.
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I know this isn't the Halloween thread but to improve this thread, I'd love to walk around Halloween night with this costume...

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See? Everyone is all like "hey there are so many girls on CP, that is great. Women like hockey too!"

Thanks guys. Since you made them feel welcome, they are now over running our board with talk of nail polish and stuff.

Next there will be a thread on what brand of feminine hygiene pads work best and whether or not chicks should use tampons or maxi pads.


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Bah! 4x4 got it right, flip was close, worth had febreeze (bad) but getting high (good) - but then witty is in here with more nail polish talk and some dude with his ass half out of his pants!

I'm going to go and cook some dead animal and drink a beer. I'm done with you punks.
That dude is Ference.
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http://polish-holic.blogspot.com/
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:55 PM   #2568
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See? Everyone is all like "hey there are so many girls on CP, that is great. Women like hockey too!"

Thanks guys. Since you made them feel welcome, they are now over running our board with talk of nail polish and stuff.

Next there will be a thread on what brand of feminine hygiene pads work best and whether or not chicks should use tampons or maxi pads.
Bah - EVERYONE knows the superior feminine hygiene product is the Diva Cup.
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Nananaananaaaaaaa....nail polish and half-naked dudes FTW.

Now you know how us girlies feeli with all you guys and your T&A.

Witty----Thanks for the potential Clemmer visual. And I SO wanted to reach over and give him a little back rub.

We were sitting with some crazy drunk Buffalo fans who are down here building/designing what will supposedly be the biggest indoor rink in the States. They were loud and hilarious. It was obvious that Clemmer and the equipment guys heard them. To the extent they could they looked over and smiled several times. Clemmer makes me want to go to my very first Cats practice. He just seems capable of having a conversation, unlike Anderson. But that's the self confidence of a married guy I guess.
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Oven racks, nail polish, "my girlfriends hurt my feelings" - I'm sorry, but this is a hockey board and we've gone over the daily limit for non-manly topics in this thread. Please up the macho by about 30 points, or the Gimp'll be paying you a visit - and not the friendly one from the movies, either.
Too bad buddy. If you don't like it here take your throbbing member somehere else.
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Now now, missdpuck, no need to start a fight. We can all coexist here in randomness. =)
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Now now, missdpuck, no need to start a fight. We can all coexist here in randomness. =)
I will say jammies does defend my interest in writing romances. He brought up the throbbing member (ha!) thing somewhere. So you do know I'm kidding right??!! I wasn't being mean.......
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Just checked for tix for Cats /Sens game. 3 rows behind the bench for $33-40. Jeez.
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Now now, missdpuck, no need to start a fight. We can all coexist here in randomness. =)
But it really hard to start a fight with a guy not wearing pants and keep a straight face.
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Just checked for tix for Cats /Sens game. 3 rows behind the bench for $33-40. Jeez.
You should go! It's going to be broadcast nationwide in Canada in HD!
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You should go! It's going to be broadcast nationwide in Canada in HD!
I am thinking of it as I am on leave from work anyway. Would you like me to make some particular sign for the Sens?
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Just checked for tix for Cats /Sens game. 3 rows behind the bench for $33-40. Jeez.
I wish I could get ANY Pens ticket for under $40. I'd love to see Hawks @ Pens in December, but I just can't bring myself to pay $55+fees for standing room only.

However my upper bowl seats at RBC center last week were fantastic, $126 for three seats isn't bad.
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I wish I could get ANY Pens ticket for under $40.
That'd be easy. All you have to do is convince Shero to trade Crosby and Malkin for late round draft picks.
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I am thinking of it as I am on leave from work anyway. Would you like me to make some particular sign for the Sens?
Yes.
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Yes.
Okay.....I'll save my "I love you Clemmer" for warmups!
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