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Old 10-21-2009, 01:03 PM   #2361
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Off to my Dad's funeral.
Thanks for the cheer ups, these forums are usually good for a laugh.

Sorry to hear that, my condolences.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:14 PM   #2362
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Condolences keratosis.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:21 PM   #2363
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:35 PM   #2364
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Condolences keratosis.


Speaking of lady bugs the last month and half I've been seeing a ten million fireflies as I fell asleep.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:39 PM   #2365
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Speaking of lady bugs the last month and half I've been seeing a ten million fireflies as I fell asleep.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:41 PM   #2366
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Are you her agreeable side-kick, CHICKEN-CHICK?!?!

As an aside, I've always assumed your nick is Not Safe For Life. Which doesn't even really make sense, but sense and I are old enemies.
That's waaaay cooler than what NSFL actually stands for.

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I always assumed it was Not Safe For Life as well - meaning one step above NSFW....and upon googling Urban Dictionary it turns out that there actually is such a thing! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NSFL
That is seriously awesome. I didn't know.

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Thanks for the cheer ups, these forums are usually good for a laugh.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:50 PM   #2367
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What does your name stand for?

I always assumed Not Safe For Life aswell...
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:54 PM   #2368
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I don't want to tell you because it's nowhere near as cool as Not Safe For Life.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:00 PM   #2369
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Really is that what I was referencing?
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:06 PM   #2372
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Number Seven Fried Lightly?
Name Susie Found Liberating?
"Never Say F***" Lady?
Nympho Sexually Frustrated by Limpdicks?

Hey, I could do this all day! It's like a hobby, but weird and obsessive!
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:10 PM   #2373
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:11 PM   #2374
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Nympho Sexually Frustrated by Limpdicks?
Hahahaha!!!
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Number Seven Fried Lightly?
Name Susie Found Liberating?
"Never Say F***" Lady?
Nympho Sexually Frustrated by Limpdicks?

Hey, I could do this all day! It's like a hobby, but weird and obsessive!
Of if your totally gangsta

Number 7 fo life

or a ho

Nasty sex for a living

or a desparate old female drunk

Nice sex for liquor

or demented

Nitrogen Sulfate for lunch
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:14 PM   #2378
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or if she's a girl thats just not good

Not suited for lovin
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