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				You havent' lived in Edmonton until you've.......
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Had a mullet. 
  
Talked about the 80's and how great the Oilers were for more than a hour straight.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 01:51 PM
			
			
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			left.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-21-2009, 01:53 PM
			
			
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			Burnt public property in celebration. 
Worn jogging pants out on a date. 
Tell your friends from Calgary that you prefer many months of -30C weather to 12 days a month (on average)of chinooks.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 01:56 PM
			
			
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			10-21-2009, 01:57 PM
			
			
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			....."but, but, but, we have the river valley" 
 
Thanks for comin out.  Calgary has two!!  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:01 PM
			
			
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			Celebrated a playoff victory by defecating in a tipped over phone booth...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:01 PM
			
			
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			10-21-2009, 02:01 PM
			
			
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			10-21-2009, 02:02 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  guzzy
					 
				 
				....."but, but, but, we have the river valley" 
 
Thanks for comin out.  Calgary has two!!   
			
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Don't forget Whyte Ave and the Fringe Festival.
 
I think that you haven't really lived in Edmonton until you've married your cousin.
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:04 PM
			
			
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			10-21-2009, 02:05 PM
			
			
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			10-21-2009, 02:08 PM
			
			
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			Worn sweat pants with dress shoes....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:10 PM
			
			
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 Or dress pants with skate shoes
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:11 PM
			
			
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			Been taken hostage in a workers comp building. 
 
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			10-21-2009, 02:11 PM
			
			
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Edmonton, not Sask
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-21-2009, 02:24 PM
			
			
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			Rented a Basement Suite under an Oil Refinery next to a Truck Wash overlooking a Tornado ravaged Trailer Park.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:29 PM
			
			
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			Traded your dental plan for a 85 trans am.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:31 PM
			
			
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			Hung truck balls on your vehicle
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:32 PM
			
			
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			...realized it isn't Calgary, but hey its better than Regina.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-21-2009, 02:32 PM
			
			
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			Told your hockey playing hubby you won't spend another winter in Edmonton.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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