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			stampede, red mile, Calgary has nothing to offer. haha.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:20 PM
			
			
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			... you and a carload of buddies beat up a mouthy Oilers fan.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:21 PM
			
			
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			Bought your aunt boobs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:24 PM
			
			
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				been on the Red Mile 
			
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				Stood on the glass floor in the Calgary Tower 
			
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				waited in a huge line for the mens room at a Flames game and thought with all the progress we've made as a society, cave men didn't have to wait in line to take a leak. 
			
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				been to the zoo? 
			
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				Experienced the sea of red inside the Saddledome. 
			
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				stampede, red mile, Calgary has nothing to offer. haha. 
			
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I've experienced all of these and have never lived in Calgary.    
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:25 PM
			
			
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				Bingo being called a troll. 
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:25 PM
			
			
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			Gotten drunk at the Cecil.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:26 PM
			
			
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			Had S@x and or piss in the seats during a Stamps/RoughRiders Game.  rofl.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:26 PM
			
			
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			Drove 2hrs North for a good laugh.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Not at all, as I've said, I would rather  start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams.  Bunch of  underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in  the playoffs. 
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:27 PM
			
			
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			Driven slow in the left lane with either REDVAN and 4x4 right behind you flashing thier high beams. Ok so i'm not that crazy and value my life   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:27 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:27 PM
			
			
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			Hit up the change machine INSIDE the French Maid for another roll of loonies
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-20-2009, 08:27 PM
			
			
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				Been chased through fish creek by the cops at night. 
			
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Ha, I can check off this one and the light part of fish creek on fire.  For the Fish Creek hat trick: use the creek for beer storage between weekends.
 
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			10-20-2009, 08:29 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:29 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:30 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:30 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:32 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:33 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:33 PM
			
			
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			10-20-2009, 08:33 PM
			
			
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				I've experienced all of these and have never lived in Calgary.     
			
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Yeah, you are right, lots of these don't require living in Calgary at all.
 
I'd say you haven't lived in Calgary until you travel somewhere (I'm looking at you Eastern Canada), tell someone you are from Calgary and someone assumes you are a cowboy and that you hate everyone who isn't Albertan and want to separate. 
 
The best part is then connecting with our fellow Canadians about how Americans think we are all Eskimos living in Igloos. They never see the irony of the situation either...  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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