A note from a concerned driver: If you wish to floss your teeth, please do it in your bathroom and not when I'm stopped beside you at a red light. Thanks.
Also, I acquired a copy of Empire: Total war and I played as Britain for 30 minutes yesterday. On my first turn, I sent Issac Newton to France for some reason, and some other French dude challenged him to a duel, so he accepted and shot himself in the face. Now Issac Newton is dead.
A note from a concerned driver: If you wish to floss your teeth, please do it in your bathroom and not when I'm stopped beside you at a red light. Thanks.
Also, I acquired a copy of Empire: Total war and I played as Britain for 30 minutes yesterday. On my first turn, I sent Issac Newton to France for some reason, and some other French dude challenged him to a duel, so he accepted and shot himself in the face. Now Issac Newton is dead.
Now your game is screwed. Everyone will float around since there is no one to invent gravity. At least Leibniz is still around to invent math.
I really hope no one actually thinks I'm serious and tries to debate.
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—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
A note from a concerned driver: If you wish to floss your teeth, please do it in your bathroom and not when I'm stopped beside you at a red light. Thanks.
Also, I acquired a copy of Empire: Total war and I played as Britain for 30 minutes yesterday. On my first turn, I sent Issac Newton to France for some reason, and some other French dude challenged him to a duel, so he accepted and shot himself in the face. Now Issac Newton is dead.
He was highly overrated anyways.
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If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
WTF is deja vu? Why do we have it? Why does it happen? Its a very strange concept....are our Brains just defective?
First person to quote the Matrix's 'glitch in the system' BS gets a dropkick right in the throat.....seriously.
I was once told that deja vu was a memory passing from one side of the brain to the other. Personally I think deja vu is overrated, jamais vu is way cooler.
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'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.'
I really wish I had gone to to Comic Con just so I could have bought a reasonably priced Egon Spengler for my desk.
Maybe you could just pay Harold Ramis to hang around your desk for a while. After writing/directing "Year One" he may have a little time on his hands.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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