Random Thoughts Thread v3.0

[Wookie]

I wonder if I'm ignored by anyone.

I've been having chestpains today.

I'm tired but don't want to go to bed.

Reading the time travel thread and thinking about having lots of money has made me sad.

I have a blue pen on my desk.

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by awildermode

if some is on your ignore list, can they see your posts? can they 'thank' you?

and no one is on my ignore list...you are my only friends

Awww, *hugs*

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by starseed

Huh?? I thought you said your friends call you whiskers cause you were curious as a cat.

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....Well Dr. Waller it has been a pleasure!

[The Fonz]

What's it mean on Bit Torrent when the download is 100%, but the status says "seeding"?

[Yeah_Baby]

Wheatoooooooooooooooooooon!

[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

What's it mean on Bit Torrent when the download is 100%, but the status says "seeding"?

It means someone is uploading data from you (ie. the file you just downloaded)

[The Fonz]

Well wtf... I'm trying to play my download but it won't let me!


EDIT: nvm, got it going.

[jammies]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

What's it mean on Bit Torrent when the download is 100%, but the status says "seeding"?

Don't listen to Phanuthier, he's one of "them". What it REALLY means is that your computer is about to infect your mind with spores and turn you into a mindless murder machine concerned only with the dark purposes of the world's secret masters.

Sure, it's hard to resist downloading the Kardashian pee video once you hear about it, but it was all a set-up from the beginning. Don't let what happened to me, happen to you.

[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by jammies

Don't listen to Phanuthier, he's one of "them". What it REALLY means is that your computer is about to infect your mind with spores and turn you into a mindless murder machine concerned only with the dark purposes of the world's secret masters.

Sure, it's hard to resist downloading the Kardashian pee video once you hear about it, but it was all a set-up from the beginning. Don't let what happened to me, happen to you.

Ok that made me laugh, I needed it. Thanks jammies.

I was dumb enough to try using a complicated architecture of a design for a project due tomorrow night... I did a design of the same device last year and it took 2 months to do, and this is architecture is more complicated and I started it last week. So I'm sitting in the library pounding away on my keyboard, and I'm still in the design phase... there is still debugging, and that takes 10x's longer. le sigh

[Weiser Wonder]

So I just realized the paper I'm writing is exactly like a paper my professor posted for us to read about a month back. Whoops.

[jammies]

It's 11:37, and I have a hankerin' for some fried chicken. If only there was some kind of fried chicken outlet - perhaps just on the edge of downtown, and easily accessible over the 10th Street bridge - where I could go to feed my craving. Who knows what wonders one might encounter there, if such a place in fact existed?

[The Fonz]

Don't download the Kardashian video, it sucks ass (well not literally, otherwise it would've been a bit better).

And I never saw any pee. I FFW'd through a lot of it though, the guy was making way too much eye contact with the camera.

[J pold]

Fffffkkkk there is an extremely irritating couple sitting directly across from me in a computer lab. They are getting all affectionate right in front of me while I'm trying to get some work done.

I'm sitting so close to them in fact that I can hear there ridiculous conversation, the last 2 minutes:

Girl: Do you want anything from the vending machine?

Guy: Yes....

Girl: Well what do you want, silly?! (reaching over and tickling him)

Guy: Just get me whatever, I'll love it not matter what you choose.

Girl: Awww...no I want to guess! (Now tickling has become kissing as she whispers this into his ear, but still loud enough for me to hear it)

Guy: OK guess!

Girl: Hummmmm Sunchips.

Guy: Nope, I'm not that healthy haha!

Girl: (Now, apparently upset that she guessed wrong) I'm not saying you're fat!

Guy: I know.

Girl: Ok (leaves to go to vending machine)....(returns) They where all out of sunchips.

Guy: I didn't want sunchips.

Girl: Yes you did.

Guy: No I didn't.

[The Fonz]

I love that this is happening to Jpold, I don't think there's anyone on CP that would be more bothered by it.

[J pold]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

I love that this is happening to Jpold, I don't think there's anyone on CP that would be more bothered by it.

Go back to downloading your midget porn.

[Weiser Wonder]

Originally Posted by J pold

Go back to downloading your midget porn.

Would midget porn have faster download times because y'know they're smaller?

[The Fonz]

My very first wet dream was about a midget.

[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

I love that this is happening to Jpold, I don't think there's anyone on CP that would be more bothered by it.

In the lab yesterday, there is this one guy who isn't that smart (call him BBH, for bowlingball head... he actually looks like a bowling ball)... and he is quite a personality. He was trying to ask from another guy in the lab (lets call him the TA, for ease sake)... on a 1 hr design, BBH got the TA to sit at his station and do the design for him.

A couple funny lines I overheard while TA was helping BBH:

BBH on cell phone : "mannnnnnnnn... i've been working on this for 3 days, i'm getting pissed off"
TA : "YOU haven't been working on this for 3 days... you have been doing jack sh**, it is ME... _I_ have been working on this for 3 days, you're sitting beside me jerking off"

BBH to TA : "why do you get pissed off when i ask you questions, but when <question girl> asks for help, you help her?"
TA : "first off, she is a . you are a dick. you say that again and i'm going to slap your nuts off and you'll be a too. do you want that ?"

BBH to TA : "mannnn i want to sleep tonight and this isn't going to get done. i am off work tomorrow at 5:00pm, i can be at the lab by 6:00pm. can you make sure you are here by 6:00pm at latest to help me? i don't want to fail"
TA : "do you want me to slap you? f*** you."

TA (randomly every 20 minutes, taunting BBH) : "... its not too late..."
BBH (to first response) : "its not too late for what?"
TA : "to drop the coarse, "

BBH : "can you work faster, TA? i want to go home and go to sleep"
TA : "do you think none of us want to go to sleep too? say that one more time and i am going home"
BBH : "can i stay over at your house tonight for help?" (actually asking this honestly, not in a sarcastic manner or anything)
TA : "are you f***ing serious? i'm turning off my phone tomorrow"

TA (to BBH) : "your PM is bad, your design is unstable. you should start over again"
BBH : "what do you mean? mannnnnn i've been working on this for 3 days"
TA : "you have not been working on this for 3 days. you have been jerking off for 3 days. you have to design it, you can't just guess"
BBH : "i want to go to sleep, and if i don't get this done, i am going to fail"
TA : "not my f***ing problem"
BBH : "i want to work in this field, so i need to know this"
TA : "so learn it"
BBH : "teach me"
TA : "google it"
BBH : "link me"
TA : "you are f***ing useless. do you know how to use google? if you don't, you should drop the class"

TA (to BBH as he's leaving) : "... just give up stupid, you are useless..."

(some of many great quotes taken from last night)

[ResAlien]

Wow, that was a lot of reading. I'd have just stuck with "J Pold loves hard wang". But that's just me.

[STeeLy]

Phanuthier... is this a Graduate student you're posting about?