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Old 10-19-2009, 02:32 PM   #2101
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I wonder if 4X4 and evilcougar know we were talking about them last night on CP.


They are like the Nicky and Paris Hilton of CP. They add nothing to our culture but for some reason people care about the goings on in their lives.

4X4 is totally paris.




I tried to find one where she was coughing up man spunk but couldn't.

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Old 10-19-2009, 02:35 PM   #2102
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I just received a present that had sparkles all over the wrapping paper. The gift was really nice but now the sparkles are everywhere... damn you, sparkles!!!!
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:48 PM   #2103
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NHL 2002 was the best ever. I gotta find me a copy of this game:



I've been trying to buy it off my buddy for nearly 5 years and he won't budge.

is that the one with Lemieux on the cover? i think i still have one on PS2
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My girlfriend is in England. Has been for three weeks, and is going to be for three more. At first it was cool, and then it was lame, but now...its sheer unadulterated awesomeness.

On Saturday I worked on my truck for about seven hours, then went to McLean Creek and got all muddy, and then went to a Blues jam. An all me day is very rare.

If I didn't love my girl so much I'd dump her to be single again, easy.
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Old 10-19-2009, 02:54 PM   #2106
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Campbell's Smokey Bacon Clam Chowder. It doesn't taste like bacon. Doesn't taste like Clams. Doesn't taste like chowder. I'd describe it as milky potato soup. I am disappoint.
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Old 10-19-2009, 03:02 PM   #2107
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So I'm back. What did I miss?
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Old 10-19-2009, 03:12 PM   #2108
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So I'm back. What did I miss?
Well for one, some of us thought you killed yourself after that football game last night. Glad to see you decided against it.
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Iggy sucks, trade everyone, no one likes French people, you know? The usual.
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Well for one, some of us thought you killed yourself after that football game last night. Glad to see you decided against it.
Yeah, that's the least of my worries but it was a nice contribution to the really crappy start of the week for me. Here's my week so far:

- Eagles lose to Oakland last night
- My two-year old cat has a terminal virus and has to be put down tomorrow
- I have to go get a CT scan this week to find out if I have lymphoma
- My iPod got stolen off my desk this morning at work

I'm ready to beat up someone's child.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:07 PM   #2111
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Yeah, that's the least of my worries but it was a nice contribution to the really crappy start of the week for me. Here's my week so far:

- Eagles lose to Oakland last night
- My two-year old cat has a terminal virus and has to be put down tomorrow
- I have to go get a CT scan this week to find out if I have lymphoma
- My iPod got stolen off my desk this morning at work

I'm ready to beat up someone's child.
Holy hell. Sorry to hear about the crappy crapp start to the week.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:15 PM   #2112
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Yeah, that's the least of my worries but it was a nice contribution to the really crappy start of the week for me. Here's my week so far:

- Eagles lose to Oakland last night
- My two-year old cat has a terminal virus and has to be put down tomorrow
- I have to go get a CT scan this week to find out if I have lymphoma
- My iPod got stolen off my desk this morning at work

I'm ready to beat up someone's child.
That's a pretty rough start. Best of luck on your CT scan. I'm sure everything will turn out fine.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:24 PM   #2113
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Sorry about the bad week rube, all my best to you. Everything will be just fine.
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Yeah, that's the least of my worries but it was a nice contribution to the really crappy start of the week for me. Here's my week so far:

- Eagles lose to Oakland last night
- My two-year old cat has a terminal virus and has to be put down tomorrow
- I have to go get a CT scan this week to find out if I have lymphoma
- My iPod got stolen off my desk this morning at work

I'm ready to beat up someone's child.
if someone says you have a case of the Mondays, stab them to death with a bic pen.

I had a CT scan last year for fear of an aneurysm or tumour. Mine turned out to be unfounded as I hope yours is, rube. Condolences on the rest. Crappy start to the week.
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:59 PM   #2115
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My littlest nephew can't pronounce his brother's name, "Ricardo", so all day yesterday he was calling him "Tardo", which naturally made me laugh, because I'm a bad person.
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I'm watching the second baseball movie in a row. First it was The Rookie, now it's Field of Dreams...
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:06 PM   #2117
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Yeah, that's the least of my worries but it was a nice contribution to the really crappy start of the week for me. Here's my week so far:

- Eagles lose to Oakland last night
- My two-year old cat has a terminal virus and has to be put down tomorrow
- I have to go get a CT scan this week to find out if I have lymphoma
- My iPod got stolen off my desk this morning at work

I'm ready to beat up someone's child.
Oh man, I hope the rest of the week is better for you. And I hope everything comes up all clear with that CT scan. I'm really sorry about your cat.

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My littlest nephew can't pronounce his brother's name, "Ricardo", so all day yesterday he was calling him "Tardo", which naturally made me laugh, because I'm a bad person.
My little cousin couldn't say horse for the longest time. It always came out as hoe. And once, she pointed at a woman wearing a sweater with a horse on it, and said hoe really really freaking loud. I felt bad, but I laughed so damn hard.
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:11 PM   #2118
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I'm watching the second baseball movie in a row. First it was The Rookie, now it's Field of Dreams...
Oh god. If there's two movies that make me bawl. I'd struggle through The Rookie, but I'd be outta commission for Field of Dreams.
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:16 PM   #2119
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Anyone else hate when CP'ers change their avatar?

It totally changes what I think about them, it's like I don't even know them anymore.

Jiri should go back to Nelson, Captain should go back to Lionel Hutz, and Machiavelli should go back to the Dallas Cowboys logo.
It's football season, it's just an avatar, and I like you, so I will oblige.

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I never say that....think it sounds weird.
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:16 PM   #2120
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My little cousin couldn't say horse for the longest time. It always came out as hoe. And once, she pointed at a woman wearing a sweater with a horse on it, and said hoe really really freaking loud. I felt bad, but I laughed so damn hard.
If only we could bring these children together to truly push back the frontiers of comedy, "Tardo, look at the ho!"
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