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Old 10-16-2009, 07:27 PM   #281
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:28 PM   #282
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Well, who are our female members? (that we know of, and that I can think of, assuming of course none of them are faking)

Jerzeegirl
Girlysports
EG
Machiavelli
Misskat
Enthused
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kipperiggy
Shakira
Firefly

at least those who have admitted to being female (or are in the Male Hottie Draft, I guess it could just be dudes who are gay or are comfortable enough in their sexuality to join a male hottie draft, but I'm going to go with all women)

That is about 20.

So if there are about 2000 or so regular members (I might be out to lunch, maybe it is more like 1000) then that is about 100:1 male to female.

Actually somewhere in the 50:1 or 100:1 ratio isn't that bad.
This is why no one goes with me to chicken on the way, no one knows I'm female.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:29 PM   #283
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See? I was right.
As a matter of fact, you were right. I just remembered that you were on the sh*tlist because of the day I clicked the link in your sig and that goddamn song was stuck in my head all day. And now, just seeing it makes that song come back. I considered turning off sigs because of you.

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By the way, both 4X4 and evilcougar are logged in reading this thread. So, safe to say they're two different people.
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By the way, both 4X4 and evilcougar are logged in reading this thread. So, safe to say they're two different people.
Except we know they "both" view CP while using proxies. It wouldn't be difficult to sign in as two different people on two different proxies. Although 4x4 is a bit of a putz, so he might no be capable.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:47 PM   #286
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Except we know they "both" view CP while using proxies. It wouldn't be difficult to sign in as two different people on two different proxies. Although 4x4 is a bit of a putz, so he might no be capable.
Or firefox and IE.
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So you figured me out----I'm faking my femaleness.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:50 PM   #288
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Hm. Looks like my sh*tlist just got 5 people longer.
so what are the glorious benefits of being on your sh*t list?
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Or firefox and IE.
Really? From the same IP? This actually works? Finally, I can stop running to my neighbour's house to post as evilcougar.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:53 PM   #290
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LOL! To many people to quote for hilarity...
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so what are the glorious benefits of being on your sh*t list?
Ah, chid. It's difficult to put you on my sh*tlist. "When do we drink" is in my top 5 moments of CP softball. Plus the fact that you supported my business in pastaland... I suppose I can let this slide. NO SH*TLIST FOR YOU!
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Ah, chid. It's difficult to put you on my sh*tlist. "When do we drink" is in my top 5 moments of CP softball. Plus the fact that you supported my business in pastaland... I suppose I can let this slide. NO SH*TLIST FOR YOU!
good good good, and next softball season I'll be at more than one game so I can drive yer drunk a$$ home. I wont be working evenings in the summer!!!
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So you figured me out----I'm faking my femaleness.
your name popped in my head, although i havnt been here long so i didnt speak up
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your name popped in my head, although i havnt been here long so i didnt speak up
Thanks but it's flip's fault.
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This is why no one goes with me to chicken on the way, no one knows I'm female.
I keep waiting by the back stairs every weeknight at 2 AM, but you never show! Unless you're that whiskery hobo that kept trying to grope me, but seriously, you need at least TWO bottles of Big Bear to get me to go along with that kind of kinky abuse.

Oh yah, and I was lucky enough to meet evilcougar, so either she's an attractive, sexy woman - or I didn't switch to the cranberry juice early enough.

PS - and Flip you forgot Ice in your list of women.
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I keep waiting by the back stairs every weeknight at 2 AM, but you never show! Unless you're that whiskery hobo that kept trying to grope me, but seriously, you need at least TWO bottles of Big Bear to get me to go along with that kind of kinky abuse.

Oh yah, and I was lucky enough to meet evilcougar, so either she's an attractive, sexy woman - or I didn't switch to the cranberry juice early enough.

PS - and Flip you forgot Ice in your list of women.
Well no wonder, party starts at midnight Jammies!
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I keep waiting by the back stairs every weeknight at 2 AM, but you never show! Unless you're that whiskery hobo that kept trying to grope me, but seriously, you need at least TWO bottles of Big Bear to get me to go along with that kind of kinky abuse.

Oh yah, and I was lucky enough to meet evilcougar, so either she's an attractive, sexy woman - or I didn't switch to the cranberry juice early enough.

PS - and Flip you forgot Ice in your list of women.

Ok so Ice, Missdpuck and NSFL.

That is actually a lot of women that seem to like hockey. Like I said it was just off the top of my head to get a rough estimate.
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That is actually a lot of women that seem to like hockey.
It should be a prerequisite for dating really.
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