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Old 10-14-2009, 02:40 PM   #21
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If Mike Comrie and Mike Fisher prove anything, I figure that if I won the Stanley Cup with the Flames, I would be the kind of guy that could bed a hot country music star girlfriend repeatedly!

Stanley Cup with Flames for me!
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:44 PM   #22
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She seems like a nice girl, so why would I want to leave her yearning for more the rest of her life? I'll go with lifting the Cup for 500, Alex.
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Meh, I've already been with her. So Stanley for me.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:47 PM   #24
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She seems like a nice girl, so why would I want to leave her yearning for more the rest of her life? I'll go with lifting the Cup for 500, Alex.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:51 PM   #25
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Yo Taylor Swift, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but hoising the Stanley Cup is the biggest fantasy of all time!!!

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Old 10-14-2009, 02:53 PM   #26
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If I was lucky enough to get with Taylor Swift, I'd be so excited that it wouldn't be "a whole night" with her, it'd be "a whole pump" with her, which is not even close to as good as a Stanley Cup.
You can't do "a whole pump" again in the same night? Good god man! That's what happens when you drink light beer on a regular basis!
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:55 PM   #27
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You can't do "a whole pump" again in the same night? Good god man! That's what happens when you drink light beer on a regular basis!
Meh... I'd rather just sleep.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:05 PM   #28
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1 night stand with taylor swift.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:12 PM   #29
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For me honestly, it's not even close. I'd hit up Swift way before hoisting the cup.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:19 PM   #30
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You're asking this question on a hockey forum. Really?

I bet if a poll was added, 90% of the posters here would pick hoisting the Cup over getting an STD. And I wasn't insinuating that Taylor is dirty. She looks like a clean girl
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:33 PM   #34
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You're asking this question on a hockey forum. Really?

I bet if a poll was added, 90% of the posters here would pick hoisting the Cup over getting an STD. And I wasn't insinuating that Taylor is dirty. She looks like a clean girl
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #35
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2 and then 1 would be my vote. If I raised the cup with the flames I could have anyone I wanted....

like miranda lambert..... mmmmmm



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Old 10-14-2009, 05:02 PM   #36
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In this country, first you get the cup, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Now, Would you rather fight Iginla or huselius? the guaranteed whooping, or a shot at victory, but with a humiliating defeat?
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:13 PM   #37
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^ I would rather fight Alex Semin.

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Old 10-14-2009, 05:20 PM   #38
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Hoist Stanley, definitely. Sorry Taylor, but cup size matters.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:43 PM   #39
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I want the Flames to win the Stanley Cup... but I'd take Taylor Swift in a heart beat.
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i want the flames to win the stanley cup... But i'd take taylor swift in a heart beat.
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