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Old 10-07-2009, 09:04 PM   #1081
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Rule 36 of the internet: There will always be more messed up stuff then what you just saw.
So true.

I just googled "ass fist".
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That's gross. This is why I'm not a lesbian.
Yeah, vaginas are wierd.


No, they're not. They're awesome!
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:12 PM   #1083
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How's the joke go?

Any man who says the vagina isn't his favorite part on a women is either gay or lying.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:12 PM   #1084
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Vaginas are pretty ugly... I'm glad I don't have to look at mine unless I choose to.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:14 PM   #1085
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I don't care if it looks like a pastrami sandwich that's been left out for a week.

Vaginas rule.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:16 PM   #1086
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I wonder if women ever lay a mirror on the floor and stand over top of it
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:18 PM   #1087
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Some vaginas are nicer than others.

One time I was with this gal, she had a great vagina, it was a pleasure to work with it.

Other times I've been with ladies who just do not have good vaginas, they're all smelly, and high-set.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:18 PM   #1088
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I wonder if women ever lay a mirror on the floor and stand over top of it
It's healthy to check down there once in a while. I don't put the mirror on the floor though.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:24 PM   #1089
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Morgan Freeman prounces it "Vissa" in that Visa commercial.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:29 PM   #1090
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Morgan Freeman prounces it "Vissa" in that Visa commercial.
i thought you were on still talking about something else
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:33 PM   #1091
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Getting knocked off the puck by a sedin sister has to be the most embarrassing thing that can happen to a professional hockey player.
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Old 10-07-2009, 09:48 PM   #1092
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Seriously. The idiocy of some people never ceases to amaze me. Just when i thought i'd seen it all, something else happens.
No i'm not referring to anyones vagina comments LOL...those are actually pretty hilarious..
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Hey, I resemble that remark. Slunt.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:02 PM   #1094
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What's that? A word that starts with 's' ends with 's' and has a lut in the middle?

A lutta me!
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Hey, I resemble that remark. Slunt.
True that.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:04 PM   #1096
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I hate your oiler fan.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:05 PM   #1097
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:05 PM   #1098
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True that.
I challenge you to Kumite.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:17 PM   #1099
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I challenge you to Kumite.
Sure. I'll have my people call your people. It's on.
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Sure. I'll have my people call your people. It's on.
My people are just a solitary intern, and I may or may not have a chicken.
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