10-07-2009, 08:00 PM
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#1061
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Then, to put a cherry on top of this example of why humanity sucks, senior management concluded the layoffs by firing the HR people who had to fire everyone else.
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Wow, that's dirty.
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10-07-2009, 08:22 PM
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#1062
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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A funny Halloween costume would be to go as the Siberian Tiger from the Calgary Zoo, and carry around a bloody human arm.
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10-07-2009, 08:28 PM
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#1063
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Franchise Player
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I always thought 4X4 was a girl.
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10-07-2009, 08:30 PM
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#1064
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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That's offensive. I'm offended.
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10-07-2009, 08:32 PM
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#1065
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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10-07-2009, 08:33 PM
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#1066
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Lifetime In Suspension
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^ I'm thinking Arby's
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The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to ResAlien For This Useful Post:
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10-07-2009, 08:34 PM
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#1067
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
^ I'm thinking Arby's
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Yeah, I could go for an open faced roast beef sandwich too.
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10-07-2009, 08:37 PM
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#1068
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
^ I'm thinking Arby's
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I told my buddy that Arby's sandwiches look like labia sandwiches, he just couldn't see it.
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10-07-2009, 08:38 PM
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#1069
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
I told my buddy that Arby's sandwiches look like labia sandwiches, he just couldn't see it.
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So your buddy is a virgin?
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10-07-2009, 08:40 PM
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#1070
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Lifetime In Suspension
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To paraphrase Dan Savage, sometimes it looks like a canned ham dropped from 3 stories up.
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10-07-2009, 08:41 PM
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#1071
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
So your buddy is a virgin?
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Very far from it actually. Just not creative I suppose.
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10-07-2009, 08:46 PM
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#1072
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Someone told me on Friday night that he believes human life and chicken life to be morally equivalent. I have now sunk into a deep depression regarding the future of modern humanity.
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A person stupid enough to say that IS morally equivalent to a chicken. Exterminate them.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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10-07-2009, 08:47 PM
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#1073
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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That's gross. This is why I'm not a lesbian.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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10-07-2009, 08:49 PM
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#1074
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Where can I find vagina and tampon costumes?
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10-07-2009, 08:52 PM
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#1075
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
I always thought 4X4 was a girl.
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Haha. I've been called a bitch, but never a girl. Maybe I'm being too nice lately...
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10-07-2009, 08:54 PM
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#1076
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
That's gross. This is why I'm not a lesbian.
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One of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen, and given my many years of internet use, that's a feat.
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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. I love power.
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10-07-2009, 08:55 PM
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#1077
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
Where can I find vagina and tampon costumes?
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Maybe here?
http://canucks.nhl.com/
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10-07-2009, 08:57 PM
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#1078
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Machiavelli's response is killing me
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10-07-2009, 09:01 PM
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#1079
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
One of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen, and given my many years of internet use, that's a feat.
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Rule 36 of the internet: There will always be more messed up stuff then what you just saw.
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10-07-2009, 09:03 PM
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#1080
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Google translates FAQ into KKK in Estonian
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