10-05-2009, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
That's a horrible story but Geez how much alcohol do you have to drink to think it's a good idea to mess with a tiger?
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Too much cdc paste.
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10-05-2009, 09:02 PM
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#62
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So whats the latest on the Tiger? Im assuming its being kept secluded somewhere right now?
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10-06-2009, 12:16 AM
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#63
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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10-06-2009, 01:03 AM
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#64
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxMulder91
So whats the latest on the Tiger? Im assuming its being kept secluded somewhere right now?
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Good news!
The victim, who showed signs of being stressed after the break-in, suffered no injuries to his paws or mouth and eventually calmed down.
http://www.calgaryherald.com/travel/...393/story.html
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10-06-2009, 08:00 AM
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#65
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally Posted by Jayems
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It's only a big deal if it makes the Darwin Awards site . . . . . and it will.
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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10-06-2009, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
It's only a big deal if it makes the Darwin Awards site . . . . . and it will.
Cowperson
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But he survived, and didn't lose his nutsack so he is still free to pollute the gene pool. I don't think he even qualifies for an honorable mention.
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10-06-2009, 08:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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It's a good thing the tigers were at the zoo, because I heard the intruders were ARMED!
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10-06-2009, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
It's a good thing the tigers were at the zoo, because I heard the intruders were ARMED!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sneaking into the Calgary Zoo Tiger cage?
The Black Knight. (Monty Python Holy Grail reference).
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(Yes, a guy who loses his arm to a tiger is going to be the butt of jokes the rest of his life.)
Cowperson
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10-06-2009, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Boblobla
But he survived, and didn't lose his nutsack so he is still free to pollute the gene pool. I don't think he even qualifies for an honorable mention.
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I'm sure he'd give his left nut to have his right arm back.
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10-06-2009, 01:49 PM
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I think the jokes are warranted. This morning one of the trades made a funny... A few guys were chatting about how stupid it was to sneak into the tiger cage and the pump operator wasn't up to snuff on the whole story, so I explained it as I knew it. My last line was "the doctors may have to amputate his arm" to which he replied "F*** that... They should cut it off and beat him with it!!"....
We laughed.
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10-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Burninator
CALGARY - Police have charged the two people who sneaked into the Calgary Zoo's tiger pen earlier this week, officials said this morning.
The two men, Trevor James Wearmouth and Thomas Anthony Bryce-Hart, both 27, have been charged with trespassing for entering the zoo during morning hours of Oct. 5. The pair scaled a first set of perimeter fencing before going up to the inner fence that separated the tigers from the two men.
http://www.calgaryherald.com/travel/...812/story.html
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Just to flesh out the charges a little more....the majority of the time being charged under the petty trespass act is only a ticket with a fine. However, as with all tickets, it is possible for police to disregard the fine and make the ticket mandatory court.
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10-09-2009, 02:45 PM
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All I can get
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Here's a pic of one of the fellers.....
No further comment necessary.
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10-09-2009, 02:54 PM
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