10-02-2009, 04:21 PM
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#801
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Disenfranchised
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Whoa dude, time to cycle down.
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10-02-2009, 04:24 PM
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#802
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Lifetime Suspension
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Easy with the 'roid rage GTF.
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10-02-2009, 04:25 PM
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#803
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
So I'm at the gym this afternoon in the squat rack squatting and this fataing moron asks me in the middle of my set if I'm using these stupid aerobic steps that are seven freaking feet away from. I was too stunned and angry to respond with anything other than no. If I had waited a second longer, he would have been told, "Does it look like I'm using them, you total freaking moron!?". He proceeds to move the steps to the center of the floor and goes up and down on them while holding on to 5 pound weights.
Then for my next set the moron stands walks over and stands close to me. Doesn't sound like a big deal but the guy freaking reaks. And it's not the kind of stench from working out but rather the kind of stench from not mixing in the occasional bar of soap. I mean you don't have to shower before you hit the gym but it would be a good idea to shower sometime in the week leading up to you going to the gym.
For my next and last set he left me alone but I'm walking away and because he's got his stupid steps blocking my access to the rest of the gym since he couldn't find anywhere better to put them, I had to squeeze by this stinky idiot. I came very close to punching him in the face. I did give him a good glare though and I think he left the gym shortly after.
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c'mon man, he just wanted to tell you how great you were, how much he respected your work ethic and tell you that your kindness was gonna be repaid.
Then he'd hammer you.
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10-02-2009, 05:24 PM
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#804
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Is the whole "annoying people while they work out" some kind of Ottawan tradition?
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-02-2009, 05:29 PM
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#805
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Gah! Today's midterm went like over like a lead balloon. Time to party!
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If you took a burger off the grill and slapped it on your face, I'm pretty sure it would burn you. - kermitology
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10-02-2009, 05:58 PM
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#806
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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I saw a guy today walking around wearing an old Nashville mustard yellow Kariya third jersey. For some reason, I can't picture Kariya wearing that monstrosity. I'll always picture him in the purple and teal.
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10-02-2009, 06:08 PM
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#807
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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Nashville's new third jerseys however, are niiiiiiice.
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10-02-2009, 06:15 PM
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#808
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
"While unsuspecting parents are watching Bab El Hara [a popular television show in the Arab world], the boys are spanking their monkeys and the girls are beating their beavers," Abufares wrote, in a posting so chalk with lewd detail that even a jaded reader might blush.
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http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/wealt...-epidemic.aspx
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—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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10-02-2009, 06:18 PM
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#809
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
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So if I read between the lines correctly, Chinese food is about to become way more popular in Syria?
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10-02-2009, 07:15 PM
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#810
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Self-Ban
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
So I'm at the gym this afternoon in the squat rack squatting and this fataing moron asks me in the middle of my set if I'm using these stupid aerobic steps that are seven freaking feet away from. I was too stunned and angry to respond with anything other than no. If I had waited a second longer, he would have been told, "Does it look like I'm using them, you total freaking moron!?". He proceeds to move the steps to the center of the floor and goes up and down on them while holding on to 5 pound weights.
Then for my next set the moron stands walks over and stands close to me. Doesn't sound like a big deal but the guy freaking reaks. And it's not the kind of stench from working out but rather the kind of stench from not mixing in the occasional bar of soap. I mean you don't have to shower before you hit the gym but it would be a good idea to shower sometime in the week leading up to you going to the gym.
For my next and last set he left me alone but I'm walking away and because he's got his stupid steps blocking my access to the rest of the gym since he couldn't find anywhere better to put them, I had to squeeze by this stinky idiot. I came very close to punching him in the face. I did give him a good glare though and I think he left the gym shortly after.
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Love it...
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10-02-2009, 07:27 PM
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#811
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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I was thinking of planning a CP punch-in-the-face tour. I wouldn't be the one doing the punching, I'd just be watching.
On another note: Hope you're doing okay ResAlien. You'll be pissing on Craig Anderson's cornflakes before ya know it
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10-02-2009, 07:34 PM
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#812
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Self-Ban
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missdpuck
I was thinking of planning a CP punch-in-the-face tour. I wouldn't be the one doing the punching, I'd just be watching.
On another note: Hope you're doing okay ResAlien. You'll be pissing on Craig Anderson's cornflakes before ya know it 
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Love it..
On another note, the great cousin from switzerland loved the hockey game and had a great time. I got some sweeeeet pics from the game last night too. I always love the openings they do at the home openers, introducing the team and such.
Anyway, GO FLAMES GO!!
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10-02-2009, 08:11 PM
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#813
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Ah, Mrs Pronger has been outdone. Mrs Semenov doesn't want Alexei to be a Ranger..... no matter how much he wants to, no matter how much he cries.
No comment.
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10-02-2009, 08:42 PM
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#814
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The frozen surface of a fireball
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nuke the gay whales for jesus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Icon
dear god is he 14?
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10-02-2009, 08:45 PM
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#815
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Franchise Player
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I hope your doing okay too ResAlien after such a tough day.
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10-02-2009, 09:10 PM
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#816
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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My boss is a slave driver. I'm still at work.
On a more positive note, I'm drinking her husband's beer.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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10-02-2009, 09:12 PM
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#817
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Not the one...
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10-02-2009, 09:18 PM
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#818
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Lifetime Suspension
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Boo hoo.
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10-02-2009, 09:25 PM
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#819
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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What should "the old lady" and I have for dinner tonight?
What did you folks have for dinner?
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10-02-2009, 09:26 PM
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#820
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Lifetime Suspension
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Leftover pizza.
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