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Old 10-02-2009, 04:21 PM   #801
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Whoa dude, time to cycle down.
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Old 10-02-2009, 04:24 PM   #802
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Easy with the 'roid rage GTF.
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Old 10-02-2009, 04:25 PM   #803
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So I'm at the gym this afternoon in the squat rack squatting and this fataing moron asks me in the middle of my set if I'm using these stupid aerobic steps that are seven freaking feet away from. I was too stunned and angry to respond with anything other than no. If I had waited a second longer, he would have been told, "Does it look like I'm using them, you total freaking moron!?". He proceeds to move the steps to the center of the floor and goes up and down on them while holding on to 5 pound weights.

Then for my next set the moron stands walks over and stands close to me. Doesn't sound like a big deal but the guy freaking reaks. And it's not the kind of stench from working out but rather the kind of stench from not mixing in the occasional bar of soap. I mean you don't have to shower before you hit the gym but it would be a good idea to shower sometime in the week leading up to you going to the gym.

For my next and last set he left me alone but I'm walking away and because he's got his stupid steps blocking my access to the rest of the gym since he couldn't find anywhere better to put them, I had to squeeze by this stinky idiot. I came very close to punching him in the face. I did give him a good glare though and I think he left the gym shortly after.
c'mon man, he just wanted to tell you how great you were, how much he respected your work ethic and tell you that your kindness was gonna be repaid.

Then he'd hammer you.
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:24 PM   #804
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Is the whole "annoying people while they work out" some kind of Ottawan tradition?
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Gah! Today's midterm went like over like a lead balloon. Time to party!
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:58 PM   #806
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I saw a guy today walking around wearing an old Nashville mustard yellow Kariya third jersey. For some reason, I can't picture Kariya wearing that monstrosity. I'll always picture him in the purple and teal.
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Old 10-02-2009, 06:08 PM   #807
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Nashville's new third jerseys however, are niiiiiiice.
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Old 10-02-2009, 06:15 PM   #808
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"While unsuspecting parents are watching Bab El Hara [a popular television show in the Arab world], the boys are spanking their monkeys and the girls are beating their beavers," Abufares wrote, in a posting so chalk with lewd detail that even a jaded reader might blush.
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So I'm at the gym this afternoon in the squat rack squatting and this fataing moron asks me in the middle of my set if I'm using these stupid aerobic steps that are seven freaking feet away from. I was too stunned and angry to respond with anything other than no. If I had waited a second longer, he would have been told, "Does it look like I'm using them, you total freaking moron!?". He proceeds to move the steps to the center of the floor and goes up and down on them while holding on to 5 pound weights.

Then for my next set the moron stands walks over and stands close to me. Doesn't sound like a big deal but the guy freaking reaks. And it's not the kind of stench from working out but rather the kind of stench from not mixing in the occasional bar of soap. I mean you don't have to shower before you hit the gym but it would be a good idea to shower sometime in the week leading up to you going to the gym.

For my next and last set he left me alone but I'm walking away and because he's got his stupid steps blocking my access to the rest of the gym since he couldn't find anywhere better to put them, I had to squeeze by this stinky idiot. I came very close to punching him in the face. I did give him a good glare though and I think he left the gym shortly after.
Love it...
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Old 10-02-2009, 07:27 PM   #811
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I was thinking of planning a CP punch-in-the-face tour. I wouldn't be the one doing the punching, I'd just be watching.

On another note: Hope you're doing okay ResAlien. You'll be pissing on Craig Anderson's cornflakes before ya know it
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I was thinking of planning a CP punch-in-the-face tour. I wouldn't be the one doing the punching, I'd just be watching.

On another note: Hope you're doing okay ResAlien. You'll be pissing on Craig Anderson's cornflakes before ya know it
Love it..

On another note, the great cousin from switzerland loved the hockey game and had a great time. I got some sweeeeet pics from the game last night too. I always love the openings they do at the home openers, introducing the team and such.
Anyway, GO FLAMES GO!!
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:11 PM   #813
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Ah, Mrs Pronger has been outdone. Mrs Semenov doesn't want Alexei to be a Ranger..... no matter how much he wants to, no matter how much he cries.

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Old 10-02-2009, 08:42 PM   #814
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:45 PM   #815
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I hope your doing okay too ResAlien after such a tough day.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:10 PM   #816
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My boss is a slave driver. I'm still at work.

On a more positive note, I'm drinking her husband's beer.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:18 PM   #818
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Boo hoo.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:25 PM   #819
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What should "the old lady" and I have for dinner tonight?

What did you folks have for dinner?
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:26 PM   #820
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