10-01-2009, 12:32 AM
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#81
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Lifetime In Suspension
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AGE: 29
NICKNAME: Res, Barney, J-Bone
DREAM DATE: Cherrie Rose
GO TO SANDWICH: Tuna, Tabasco, Mustard, Bread
NEXT CAREER: Talk Radio Host
FAVOURITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Donovan McNabb
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Iginla Away Jersey
NO BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Whoever popped em all out. Must be a tough broad.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Good ol' Calgary boy, hope he does well.
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10-01-2009, 05:07 AM
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#82
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Account closed at user's request.
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AGE: 35
NICKNAME: BD (Big Dogg)
DREAM DATE: Lucy Pinder
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Tuna
NEXT CAREER: 1930s English Country Gentleman
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Southern Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: 1976 Team Canada Bobby Orr
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Burnaby Joe
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Louis
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Love him for snubbing the Coilers
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10-01-2009, 08:21 AM
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#83
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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AGE: 43
NICKNAME: JR, Chewie
DREAM DATE: Christina Ricci OR Karen O (good call Octothorp)
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Baconator
NEXT CAREER: Inmate
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jim Peplinski
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Edmonton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: 1988 Flames Jim Peplinski
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Jagr
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Will be Governor-General one day
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-01-2009, 09:12 AM
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#84
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Cap Hell
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AGE: 34
NICKNAME: Matty
DREAM DATE: Olivia Newton John circa 1978, Bar Refaeli circa today
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Club
NEXT CAREER: Underwear model
FAVORITE ATHLETE(s): Any current Calgary Flame, Canadian Olympian
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: SW Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Calgary Flames probably in 1986
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Peter Forsberg
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Stuck it to the Oilers.
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10-01-2009, 11:00 AM
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#85
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl
Buff you need one of these..... 
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Got one. Wore it to a family gathering. Backfired.
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10-01-2009, 11:18 AM
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#86
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Franchise Player
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surprise no one has used "Knuckle" or "between Kate Beckinsale and Taylor Swift" for Go-to-sandwich.
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AS SEEN ON TV
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10-01-2009, 11:24 AM
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#87
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Removed by Mod
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AGE: 31
NICKNAME: Alg
DREAM DATE: Audrey Hepburn in her prime
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Quesadillas con Salsa Verde
NEXT CAREER: female talent fluffer
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Winnipeg
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Willi Plett
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Jarmoe
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Daryl
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: So Fugly.
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10-01-2009, 11:39 AM
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#88
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: kermitology, Danly, Khren, Dannit
DREAM DATE: Natalie Portman
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Tuna
NEXT CAREER: Music producer
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Active: Robyn Regehr Retired: Doug Gilmour
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Craig Conroy
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: That mother of crap ruined my hockey pool in 2003 when he killed Dan Snyder. Oh, yeah, he also killed Dan Snyder. DIAF Dany.
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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10-01-2009, 11:55 AM
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#89
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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AGE: 27
NICKNAME: On CP, EG. In real life: Ellie and Chuckles
DREAM DATE: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Ryan Reynolds all willing participants in an extravaganza of love in my bedroom. No regrets.
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Grilled Chicken or Cheese and Tomato
NEXT CAREER: High class escort, golddigger, or one of those girls in the live phone chat commercials. My degree has given me so many options.
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Male: Robyn Regehr Female: Hayley Wickenheiser
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Not in Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Black third jersey, Regehr. The guy told my mom they were the Flames home jerseys.
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: No wrong answer here.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I feel like the jilted ex girlfriend. He made me like him with the charm and razzle dazzle, then I let down my guard, he reveals himself to be an irresponsible bugger and then he abandons me, with no reasons for why.
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-Elle-
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10-01-2009, 12:03 PM
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#90
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Lifetime Suspension
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AGE: 53
NICKNAME: Big Red(Yeah my beard used to be red)
DREAM DATE: A weekend in Banff with the wife.
GO TO SANDWICH: Peanut butter and lemon curd(used to be lemon cheese but Nabob quit makin it)
NEXT CAREER: Male Model for new store(Old Fat Farts r US)
FAVOURITE ATHLETE: Lanny
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Birmingham, Alabama(they love hockey down south)
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Toronto Maple Leafs
NO BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Six way cage match to declare the winner. Hell in a cell direct from Viking, AB.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Good ol' Calgary boy, hope he does well.(I like this answer).
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10-01-2009, 12:07 PM
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#91
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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AGE: 30
NICKNAME: Frankie
DREAM DATE: Lauren Graham
GO-TO-SANDWICH: BLT
NEXT CAREER: Crime writer
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Kim St.Pierre
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Please...no more
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Red Flames pedestal
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Oh so many...
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Interchangeable.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Talent without the brains.
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10-01-2009, 12:10 PM
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#92
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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AGE: 29
NICKNAME: La Flames Fan, North-C, Ryno, Weeks
DREAM DATE: Ariel from the Little Mermaid
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Beef Dip
NEXT CAREER: Newt
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Robyn Regehr
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City WTFs
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Wayne Gretzky
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Darryl Sutter
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grandma Sutter
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Why only one "N"?
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10-01-2009, 12:55 PM
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#93
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Retired
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pacific Ocean
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AGE: 41
NICKNAME: Bones
DREAM DATE: Kelly Hu
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Breakfast Burrito
NEXT CAREER: Yankee's Bullpen catcher
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Mariano Rivera
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Vancouver Canucks  (xmas present)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Mariano Rivera
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: another dickhead athlete
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10-01-2009, 12:55 PM
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#94
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
DREAM DATE: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Ryan Reynolds all willing participants in an extravaganza of love in my bedroom. No regrets.
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I think the kids are calling that a "gang bang" these days.
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10-01-2009, 12:59 PM
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#95
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
I think the kids are calling that a "gang bang" these days.
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Well, if you saw my age, you know I am not a kid, so no, not calling it a gang bang. That sounds grotesque. An extravaganza of love... and sex. More of the latter though.
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10-01-2009, 01:03 PM
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#96
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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AGE: 55
NICKNAME: Rerun, CalgaryCanuck
DREAM DATE: Tiffany Towers
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Toasted Bacon & Tomato
NEXT CAREER: Porn star
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Bobby Orr
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Calgary Flames
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Chris Chelios
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Charles Sutter (the grand dad to all the Sutter boys)...
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Leo Kelly, owner of the Viking hardware store, remembers the grandfather, too. Old Charles Sutter, who was also a good farmer, if poor. "Anybody who raised 13 children in the dirty '30s had to be pretty good," Kelly says. Kelly recollects that when Charles was in his 60s he knocked out a man half his age for offending him in a bar.
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ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: A Calgary boy who is probably a lot nicer than the media portray him to be
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10-01-2009, 01:13 PM
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#97
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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AGE: 51
NICKNAME: Hawkeye, Hawk, Thunder Chicken (don't ask!)
DREAM DATE: Rachel McAdams or Amanda Holden of Britains got talent
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Grilled cheese and bacon
NEXT CAREER: PGA tour caddie
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Tiger Woods, Jarome Iginla, Bobby Orr
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City - They have a new arena
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Bobby Orr, Bruins -- First Flames was Phil Russel
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: All of them
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Narcissistic
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10-01-2009, 02:15 PM
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#98
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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AGE: 41
NICKNAME: Impaler
DREAM DATE: Uma Thurman
GO-TO-SANDWICH: turkey, jalapenos, red pepper
NEXT CAREER: adult film producer
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Martina Navratilova
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: K.C.
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Sokol Kiev
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Ironhead
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10-01-2009, 03:40 PM
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#99
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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EDIT: Probably over the line and offensive.
Last edited by rubecube; 10-01-2009 at 03:41 PM.
Reason: Inappropriate
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10-01-2009, 03:43 PM
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#100
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Not the one...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
don't want to re-show
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WOW!
That's horrific.
I have no idea what he posted, I'm just being a poo disturber
edit: ok, you took it down. I hope she didn't see that though.
Last edited by Gozer; 10-01-2009 at 03:52 PM.
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