I was looking through old PMs and noticed I sent one to a moderator (in response to a strong language infraction) that said "it needed to be said."
Found it in my inbox, I said "Try smearing ejaculate on your shirts in pleasing designs."
I wonder why that needed to be said...
I wonder what that was, there's no details.
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The site of the 2016 summer olympics will be determined Friday. The big news is that Obama is there to promote the Chicago Bid but I want the Rio bid to win.
This looks absolutely breathtaking.
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Why do some people insist on bringing the totally awesome cd they burnt last night or their ipod into your vehicle when they ride somewhere with you?
If it's a CD I tend to go WTF are you doing as they insert the CD into my changer unit. I react by pressing the eject button and tossing the CD out the window
If it's a CD I tend to go WTF are you doing as they insert the CD into my changer unit. I react by pressing the eject button and tossing the CD out the window
Anyone caught touching the stereo in my truck is liable to end up with broken fingers.
Why do some people insist on bringing the totally awesome cd they burnt last night or their ipod into your vehicle when they ride somewhere with you?
Some people are really into music and wanted to share something new?
Personally, I LOVE IT when people bring burned CDs into my truck. Especially if they're a friend of a friend or whatever and you don't know them well. Mutual music appreciation is a good ice-breaker.
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One of our cats has a feline medical condition called Stinky Butt. Seriously. Google it. It smells bad. Our dog worships her though. I get the impression he, the dog, thinks the cat is some kind of aroma therapist.
Some people have amazing pets who do all kinds of really cool and funky things, you know, like get their humans a beer and stuff. I get a cat with a stinky butt and a dog who follows her around with his nose stuck up it. And those are the exciting two. Our other cat just sleeps and horcs up fur balls.
What's really pathetic is I still really like all three of them.
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I wonder what's happened to integrity in this world. I had an appointment with two people this week to come and see the basement suite, and both have not shown up with as much as a phone call to say that they wouldn't be coming. If you contact me back and want more information, don't ask for an address and a time to come to view.
It's so g/d frustrating.
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Kerr: You seem to have a feud with Gilbert Brule
Giordano: He plays for the oilers, enough said.
Ok get this. So, last friday while i was at the stamps game, my grandmother called me. I didn't hear my phone, and didn't check my voice mail til saturday morning (i despise voice mail). Anyway, i listen to her message and i find out we have relatives in town from switzerland. One is her sister the other is her sisters grand daughter who's 24 and never been to canada.
Anyway ffwd to tonight, 4x4 and i go to our grandmothers to meet them, and we find out that they've been here almost 2 weeks and leave on saturday. This poor 24 year old girl has been hanging out with 80 year olds for the last 2 weeks on her first time ever to canada!!!!
Needless to say, when i got home, i went straight to ticket exchange on this beautiful website and bought another pair of tix to the home opener tmrw (i was already going on my own season tix with a friend) so that we can take this poor girl out and show her how it's done in canada. So, 4x4 and i will take turns sitting with her and making her have some fun for god sake!!
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Ok get this. So, last friday while i was at the stamps game, my grandmother called me. I didn't hear my phone, and didn't check my voice mail til saturday morning (i despise voice mail). Anyway, i listen to her message and i find out we have relatives in town from switzerland. One is her sister the other is her sisters grand daughter who's 24 and never been to canada.
Anyway ffwd to tonight, 4x4 and i go to our grandmothers to meet them, and we find out that they've been here almost 2 weeks and leave on saturday. This poor 24 year old girl has been hanging out with 80 year olds for the last 2 weeks on her first time ever to canada!!!!
Needless to say, when i got home, i went straight to ticket exchange on this beautiful website and bought another pair of tix to the home opener tmrw (i was already going on my own season tix with a friend) so that we can take this poor girl out and show her how it's done in canada. So, 4x4 and i will take turns sitting with her and making her have some fun for god sake!!
Somebody should make you the ambassador to Switzerland or something I think.
Edit: Make sure you pour a bunch of heroin beer into her.
Ok get this. So, last friday while i was at the stamps game, my grandmother called me. I didn't hear my phone, and didn't check my voice mail til saturday morning (i despise voice mail). Anyway, i listen to her message and i find out we have relatives in town from switzerland. One is her sister the other is her sisters grand daughter who's 24 and never been to canada.
Anyway ffwd to tonight, 4x4 and i go to our grandmothers to meet them, and we find out that they've been here almost 2 weeks and leave on saturday. This poor 24 year old girl has been hanging out with 80 year olds for the last 2 weeks on her first time ever to canada!!!!
Needless to say, when i got home, i went straight to ticket exchange on this beautiful website and bought another pair of tix to the home opener tmrw (i was already going on my own season tix with a friend) so that we can take this poor girl out and show her how it's done in canada. So, 4x4 and i will take turns sitting with her and making her have some fun for god sake!!
Sounds like you guys are doing god's will. There's only so many card games a 24 year old Swiss girl can take no? I'm sure she'll be impressed by the Sea of Red tomorrow. Make sure you guys get her to put on some red or something. A flaming C of some sort...
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Kerr: You seem to have a feud with Gilbert Brule
Giordano: He plays for the oilers, enough said.
Sounds like you guys are doing god's will. There's only so many card games a 24 year old Swiss girl can take no? I'm sure she'll be impressed by the Sea of Red tomorrow. Make sure you guys get her to put on some red or something. A flaming C of some sort...
My grandmother will be dropping her off at my place, and i will be foisting a red jersey upon her. People don't go to a flames game with me and not wear a jersey. Unless you're 4x4 and just wear a flames tshirt.
We both just felt bad for this girl especially finding out she's been here for so long!!
Anyway....ONE MORE SLEEP TIL REAL HOCKEY!!
I think my generation, unfortunately, will be remembered as the the generation that tries to explain to their children what they where thinking when they got those ridiculous tattoos.
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Have fun! I always seem to enjoy games more when I am sharing it with a NOOB to the sport!
That's the harshest part... She's not a noob. She's a genuine hockey fan. She actually goes to hockey games in Switzerland.
Man I feel bad about this. I had no idea that the kid was here for two weeks, pining for hockey, but settling for cards with the grandmothers. No offense to Grossi, of course.
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