09-28-2009, 10:47 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Just print this thread and put it in his mail box.
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09-28-2009, 11:12 PM
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#102
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by millhouse11
go to bass pro outfitters and get skunk scent. pour some on his car.
I knew someone really well in high school who poured this into a locker and cleared out the school. Works awesome.
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i did this in high school to my mortal enemy, except it was Fox Scent and poured it in the intake vents on the hood of his truck.
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09-29-2009, 05:24 AM
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#103
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Lifetime Suspension
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If you have their full info, which shouldn't be a problem if you have their name/phone number/address etc.... Report their car(s) as stolen. Tell the police the info, that you parked it at some office and when you came out your car was gone. Next time the person is driving down a road, if the police ID's the car, they will pull the person over and harass them.
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09-29-2009, 05:10 PM
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#104
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Originally Posted by Aeneas
So, I need to decide upon an appropriate and measured response.
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Sneek over at night, drain all of the oil from his oil pan into a container. Replace the plug. take the container home and hide it very well. get up early in the morning and follow him in his "oil-less" vehicle, it should be about 2 or 3 blocks and then the fun will ensue!! 
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09-29-2009, 05:32 PM
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#105
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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- Goto Costco.
- Buy two mother-huge rolls of plastic-wrap.
- Wrap his car.
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09-29-2009, 05:58 PM
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#106
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Buy 6 rolls of plastic-wrap
Wrap his house
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09-29-2009, 06:40 PM
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#107
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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09-29-2009, 07:31 PM
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#108
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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people make me proud.. what losers
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09-29-2009, 08:14 PM
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#109
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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^^^^^.....Bitter!
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09-29-2009, 09:12 PM
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#110
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Originally Posted by Aeneas
Thanks for all the suggestions. I actually laughed out loud on several (rarely really do that)
Anyway I must say I liked this one best, also it may have recieved the most thanks. Additionally, it is something I would aqctuaaly do unlike some of the others.
Thanks all.
Food and drink to Ken0042
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I may not be able to make it to the next CP get together; so I may have to send my lawyer to act as my agent.
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09-29-2009, 09:22 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by ken0042
I may not be able to make it to the next CP get together; so I may have to send my lawyer to act as my agent. |
Anyone else please!
He'll complain about the quality of FREE bar fries!
And he'll want a carafe of red wine instead of beer.
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09-29-2009, 09:25 PM
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#112
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeneas
Anyone else please!
He'll complain about the quality of FREE bar fries!
And he'll want a carafe of red wine instead of beer.
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His lawyer is obviously a sissy communist.
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The Following User Says Thank You to troutman For This Useful Post:
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09-29-2009, 09:28 PM
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#113
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
His lawyer is obviously a sissy communist.
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Are you stalking me?
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09-29-2009, 09:44 PM
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#114
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Lifetime In Suspension
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nm
Last edited by ResAlien; 04-15-2011 at 09:38 AM.
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09-30-2009, 10:42 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: the C of Red
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I heard this on the radio this afternoon - buy some powdered milk, sprinkle it all over his lawn, when a little bit of moisture gets on the lawn it apparently makes a god awful stench. There's no damage to the lawn and the stench dissipates in a few days but he won't have a clue why his lawn stinks. No actual property damage so the chances of you getting in trouble are minimal.
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04-15-2011, 09:24 AM
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#116
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
My brother used to put dirty diapers down the chimneys of neighbors who pissed him off. Even better, is the fishheads, eggs and cheese combo. It creates a smell that is not easily identified. They'll probably think its dead rodents at first and call an exterminator, who won't find anything. Then the smell changes to something that stings your nose a bit. Its usually takes several attempts at hiring professionals to identify the problem before someone looks in the chimney. In the meantime, they'll be taken over my huge black flies as the fishheads decompose. Its disgusting, but effective.
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Now that I have met your brother it becomes clear why a childless man has access to dirty diapers!
BUMP.
So, we have a monthly poker game mostly involving people on our street, and a new guy is hosting this month. I looked at the house number in the email, and voila... it is the egg thrower's house hosting.
So I just thought I would revisit this thread as I have 5 hours of access tonight.
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04-15-2011, 09:33 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
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I wasn't around when this thread originally started but I hear from the news that discarding cigarette butts in peat-moss planters is rather popular these days.
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04-15-2011, 09:34 AM
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#118
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First Line Centre
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So...what sort of revenge did you settle on?
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04-15-2011, 09:35 AM
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#119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Dude, what an opportunity. So many choices....
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04-15-2011, 09:39 AM
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#120
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Franchise Player
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I didn't do anything to him back in the day. But I do still really like the kijiji ad. I will be sure to get his phone number tonight.
I may just bring it up in conversation tonight. Bring up the kids that were stealing stuff out of cars last summer, and segue into the egg throwing.
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