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Old 09-28-2009, 10:41 PM   #481
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yeah, ok, y'all talked me in to having another.
Glad we could help."Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:46 PM   #482
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

Thomas de Quincey - Confessions of an English Opium-Eater (1856).
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:47 PM   #483
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To alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

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Old 09-28-2009, 10:48 PM   #484
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These quotes remind me, anyone who hasn't seen Barfly should. Amazing flick.

'It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.'

Henry.
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:49 PM   #485
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

Thoman de Quincey - Confessions of an English Opium-Eater (1856).
Well, I, for one, thank Mr. de Quincey for his grammatical prowess.
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:52 PM   #486
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk.
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:53 PM   #487
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Has anyone seen the latest family guy episode? If not, try youtubing that clip of family guy drawn Disney style. The end of that skit is hilarious.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:00 PM   #489
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:06 PM   #490
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Has anyone seen the latest family guy episode? If not, try youtubing that clip of family guy drawn Disney style. The end of that skit is hilarious.
Watched it last night. Pretty good. Haha. It's been awhile since I watched Family Guy, and that one was pretty stellar.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:46 PM   #491
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“I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes" - George Carlin
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:51 PM   #493
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“I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes" - George Carlin
Inspiring. I think I'll try that this Sunday morning.

I mean making pancakes, not George Carlin's mother.
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Death to the Keenan-finger-zap!
He zapped himself out of existence.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:58 PM   #495
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So, how then do I indicate to her that I am receptive to a free dinner? Ya know, without leading her on in anyway, cause she just isn't my type.
Give her a Lucille Bluth wink.
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:01 AM   #496
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I could go for a sausage and egger real bad right now.
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:15 AM   #497
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It's only a mere 6 hours away from happening.
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:25 AM   #498
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I could go for a sausage and egger real bad right now.
I was extremely hungry and your post has inspired me to make breakfast. I just made some bacon, sausages and hash browns. I am usually too lazy to eat breakfast and usually have a coffee and muffin. Almost forgot what a full on breakfast tasted like
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I've been wanting to do so much when I get home from work, but after much of this e happening recently I've written it off for too many nights. So much for driven...
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:37 AM   #500
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I was extremely hungry and your post has inspired me to make breakfast. I just made some bacon, sausages and hash browns. I am usually too lazy to eat breakfast and usually have a coffee and muffin. Almost forgot what a full on breakfast tasted like
You know what? Screw you.
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