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Old 09-28-2009, 01:54 PM   #401
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Geez... those 25 meters really add up! It'll make your car depreciate that much faster.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:10 PM   #402
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Not quite SFW. Might wanna throw on the phones! Funny though.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:22 PM   #403
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Good news / bad news Calgarians. Your city was just mentioned on the tween cartoon "Totally Spies". The bad news is the 3 (male) hotties from Calgary are genetically modified villains / stooges.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:55 PM   #404
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I walked by a black bear yesterday, it was the weirdest thing. And not like a "get out of a car and take a picture" or going to the zoo, I was off trail in the mountains, it was just getting dark, and I notice this beast walking on 4 legs just walking past me about 5 feet away... turn off my head lamp, take a look... its a black bear. Pretty cool.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:56 PM   #405
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I walked by a black bear yesterday, it was the weirdest thing. And not like a "get out of a car and take a picture" or going to the zoo, I was off trail in the mountains, it was just getting dark, and I notice this beast walking on 4 legs just walking past me about 5 feet away... turn off my head lamp, take a look... its a black bear. Pretty cool.
Yikes.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:59 PM   #406
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:00 PM   #407
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Hey, so you're a bear. That's pretty great.



Say hello to your mudda for me!
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:01 PM   #408
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I walked by a black bear yesterday, it was the weirdest thing. And not like a "get out of a car and take a picture" or going to the zoo, I was off trail in the mountains, it was just getting dark, and I notice this beast walking on 4 legs just walking past me about 5 feet away... turn off my head lamp, take a look... its a black bear. Pretty cool.
Bears are awesome. Upon meeting, they react the same way we do 9 times out of ten.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:04 PM   #409
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Bears are awesome. Upon meeting, they react the same way we do 9 times out of ten.
yeah... 9 out of 10 doesn't cut it for me when we're talking about FREAKING BEARS.

It isn't like spurning 9 of 10 dentists and going with Arm and Hammer (FU Colgate).
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:05 PM   #410
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Bears are awesome. Upon meeting, they react the same way we do 9 times out of ten.
It was sort of weird. I looked at it and sort of thought "a... bear..." and just kept walking while my progression of thought was a tad slow... the bear looked at me, seemed to have the "a... human..." and just kept walking like I was part of his habitat or something. Thinking back, I probably should have been a little more worried, but I was a little exhausted at the time and too tired to give it a second thought.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:09 PM   #411
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Regional restrictions on web based content piss me off. After i saw the pic of Andy Sandberg doing Mark Walberg i looked for the vid and couldnt find one that was available in my area. Im sure it exists somewhere on teh interenets, but im too lazy to look for it at the moment. Creative material should be available to everyone.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:14 PM   #412
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Regional restrictions on web based content piss me off. After i saw the pic of Andy Sandberg doing Mark Walberg i looked for the vid and couldnt find one that was available in my area. Im sure it exists somewhere on teh interenets, but im too lazy to look for it at the moment. Creative material should be available to everyone.
www.globaltv.com should work for you.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:22 PM   #413
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:28 PM   #414
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21 pages in 3 days? 2 of them over the weekend?
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Uh oh, here comes the real pre-season meltdown now that there's been a trade.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:31 PM   #416
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how come management 335 not for profit is so damn boring..makes me wanna falll asleep
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:36 PM   #417
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how come management 335 not for profit is so damn boring..makes me wanna falll asleep
Because it's taught by Kevin Lowe?
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I like to say that I think objectively, but I still constantly find my emotions doing my talking for me.

Am I human or vulcan? Or both?
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It's random thoughts like this one that basically ensure that you'll rarely, if ever, get laid.

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I think that people should have to take internet training before they're allowed online. Nothing's worse than an old person that discovers the internet and then starts emailing the same old, recycled jokes from 1998.

This older guy I know (my mom's ex b/f that I'm still kinda friends with) just got the internet about 6 months ago. I made the mistake of telling him my email address and now I get about 10 stupid email jokes from him every day. Jesus H. Christ, I was out of town for a day and a half and I just opened my email to find 22 (twenty f'ing two) emails from him.

I don't have the heart to tell him that I've seen every single joke he's ever emailed me. Like, come on. Who hasn't seen the one where the wife asks the husband to hand her the hair dryer and he's handing her a gun? Or the one with the map of the mall where the guy goes straight to gap to get the jeans and the girl hits every store?

Seriously. It's getting out of hand. He's officially dethroned my dad as the guy that sends the most email that I don't open. (my dad is pretty good at sending me religious and political stuff that I'm not interested in whatsoever)
Actually, my dad is funny. He takes no notice of who sent him something or whether someone on his contact list is also on the original emailer's list.
He's got a friend that I guess I'd say that I'm sorta friends with now, and that guy sends out funny, fresh jokes fairly regularly. Thing is, I'm on his contact list, so I always get the joke from my dad's friend, then the next day my dad forwards it to me again. Like clockwork. Every.Single.Time.

Sometimes someone here posts a good scientific link that I know my dad will find interesting, so I email it to him. Then the next day he'll forward it to me with some kind of note saying "Hey 4x4, you'll find this interesting"...
Thanks, Dad!
You better not give him my email address or you'll be dethroned as the only cool sibling out of 5. And i know what you mean about dad's emails. I don't even read them anymore, i can tell by the title that they're useless, and i delete them. Thank god i can delete them from my phone out of my inbox as i get them or else i'd be pissed when i get home every single night and find dumb crap about the christians getting pissed off about some stupid elephant.
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