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Originally Posted by stormchaser
Even though this topic has been brought up in the past its still new to a large percentage of Calgarypuck.
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Maybe in reference to InCoNeTo's thread I put forward the following thoughts. Oh, and before I do so, a tidbit from the past. I made this sig for him years ago when we had a thread to make sigs for other people.
Was a fun thread, and part of CP lore from days gone by.... anyhoo....
Every post/poster can fall into a category within our solar system based on the following:
The Sun – This is the soul of CalgaryPuck. It flares sometimes but subsides at other times depending on the nature of the Flames. Ultimately, all energy from this forum comes from the soul itself.
Mercury – So hot no one lasts long. They usually go through a spontaneous combustion like Fleurymaniac.
Venus – Ahh, the planet of love. Those living there can only be contacted remotely and it costs a lot. I.E. missdpuck,
Earth – This is where the general CP poster resides, but even then they can be bipolar, change like the climate, or are generally as unpredictable as the weather forecast.
Mars –RED in nature and appearance but really are nothing like Earth. Those living there definitely need more oxygen. A great (extinct) example is MainFlame.
Jupiter – Clearly the home of the Fat Fata, be that Marc Savard, or any other topic/post that has been reiterated so often that it has grown into the mass of all masses within the system other than the Sun itself. Jupiter takes up the majority of posters and comments.
Saturn – With multiple rings that are incredibly old but no other significant attributes other than being sold off by GM (KLown?), this is clearly Oilers territory.
Uranus – This is obviously Fotze’s exclusive territory. He is the only inhabitant although Locke really, really wants to live there. Careful picking up the soap in the shower, fotze. Locke lurks and is prepared for your death… by mumba jumba.
Neptune – The home of the fishermen who do nothing but bait and lour for their catch based on the Roman God of the Sea. The_Only_Turek_Fan is King of this planet, but Reggie Dunlop does all the work.
*Pluto – OK, so this really isn’t a planet anymore so one must consider this the ultimate sin bin where people go into an icy void of nothingness and in general are not even considered any more other than in passing.
The Moon – A surprising amount of posters live on this rock. They think they shine in the Earth’s sky but don’t understand how gravity works. They (the Mooners) think they can Moon all Earth people repeatedly with sarcastic and/or dumb posts but they can only stay in the limelight for a short time. Moon cycles are pretty consistant. Beware the full Moon.
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So yes stormchaser, I would say that a "large percentage" is involved and it clearly points to Jupiter. Old... Fat... Fata.
