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Old 09-17-2009, 08:37 AM   #1
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:32 PM   #2
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My child has herpes!

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Old 09-17-2009, 04:39 PM   #3
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What's frightening is that you would think that somewhere, somehow, somebody thought that would sell. I don't know who that somebody is, but he or she should be exiled back to the universe they came from.
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:08 PM   #4
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I bought the tatoo gun for my cousin 2 years ago! I was tempted to keep it!
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:16 PM   #5
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Baby Glutton is pretty good, hilarious tag line.

"Hey what is that?"
"It's Herpes, I got it from my brother for Christmas"
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:24 PM   #6
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Other than the tag line the breast feeding baby isn't a big deal. If anyone has had a daughter old enough to know she's a girl and then she gets a sibling she will pretend to breast feed her dolls when mom breast feeds the new baby. If she's anything like my daughter she'll make the sucking sounds anyway as her "baby" feeds.

Don't think the tatoo gun is that big of deal. I'd wager that most kids with parents in there 20's or early 30's either have a parent with a tatoo or some other relative or friends parents etc with one.

The other 5...well those were a mixture of creepy and dumb.
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:27 PM   #7
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I'm suprised the "Harry Potter Vibrating Broom" didn't make the list.


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Old 09-17-2009, 06:31 PM   #9
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the booby tassle shirt is really something. I wonder if the company that produces those has a program in place with the government where they employ recovering pedophiles.
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