09-16-2009, 01:42 PM
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#61
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Go to the bar that he frequents. Have Locke send his table a round of 'umbrella drinks'.
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09-16-2009, 01:47 PM
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#62
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This will be hard to decide a winner. I may do several of these things.
Maybe I will have a house party this weekend, invite all respondents and fill you up with copious amounts of alcohol. Then I will guide you to the correct house.
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09-16-2009, 01:48 PM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Put a potato in his exhaust pipe.
That, or lob a pumpkin through his back window. If he asks you about it, put him in an armbar.
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09-16-2009, 01:48 PM
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#64
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One of the Nine
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You supply the alcohol, I'll bring eggs.
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09-16-2009, 01:48 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeneas
This will be hard to decide a winner. I may do several of these things.
Maybe I will have a house party this weekend, invite all respondents and fill you up with copious amounts of alcohol. Then I will guide you to the correct house.
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How is that different than most nights at your house?
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09-16-2009, 01:52 PM
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#66
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
How is that different than most nights at your house?
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It differs in that usually I invite mostly women.
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09-16-2009, 01:53 PM
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#67
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Not the one...
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And he is out of Boston Pizza gift certificates.
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09-16-2009, 01:53 PM
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#68
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeneas
It differs in that usually I invite mostly women.
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You don't want to feel different. I'm sure everyone understands.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-16-2009, 02:08 PM
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#69
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Death:
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09-16-2009, 03:13 PM
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#70
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Befriend him and then introduce him to Locke.
If that fails, organize the neighbours to tie him to the nearest tree and then pelt him with eggs.
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09-16-2009, 03:18 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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I always thought the best way to go about these things is, when you know where they live, and they aren't aware, is to totally go the freak out route. Start doing Blair Witch things in his yard at night for him to discover in the morning... Paint his ground level windows black, so when he looks out in the morning he thinks it's still night time. Put little vacantly staring teddy bears on his windowsills looking in. Collect gnomes and put them in a mini army along the entrance to his driveway, with one half way down the block like he's trying to catch up to the rest but the sun came out.
Escalate it each night. Amelie style.
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09-16-2009, 03:46 PM
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#72
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join?
Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership: be the son of a
Stonecutter --
Homer: Next?
Lenny: -- or, save the life of a Stonecutter.
[starts to eat a sandwich]
Homer: Hey! [grabs it, stomps on it]
I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by
cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs
contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that
they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
Homer: So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Lenny: Aw, you've got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
[a man in an egg costume creeps, then runs, away]
Homer: You'd better run, egg!
Seeing that guy in an egg made me think of that..
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09-16-2009, 03:51 PM
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#73
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
Seeing that guy in an egg made me think of that..
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I wonder if Humpty's will lend us a few mascot costumes?
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09-16-2009, 04:31 PM
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#74
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Get a bunch of chickens...throw them in his vehicle....put a note on his windshield
"just returning your eggs"
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09-16-2009, 04:34 PM
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#75
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Vancouver
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The local morning show here featured this once and just listening to their reactions made me want to gag. I've always wanted to buy some but I don't have a qualified recipient yet.
Edit:" Didn't realize it was on Howie Mandell's show. Maybe it's not as low-key as I had thought. Then again, does anybody even know he has (had?) a show?
http://www.liquidass.com/
Last edited by burnin_vernon; 09-16-2009 at 04:55 PM.
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09-16-2009, 04:36 PM
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#76
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Show up at his door in goofy masks ala The Strangers.
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09-16-2009, 04:40 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
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Exhume his dead grandmother's corpse from the cemetary. Place her mangled body on his front porch with a dead chicken nailed to her chest. Ring the doorbell and stand back 20 feet. When he opens the door, stare at him, turn around, and walk away.
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09-16-2009, 04:56 PM
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#78
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
My brother has that, he HATES people who scream woooo when they drink, so the people below him get a dose of liquid ass whenever they do the wooo drinking thing.
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looks like the stuff would stop all forms of wooo
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09-16-2009, 04:59 PM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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My very loud neighbor is from Texas and she woooooos about evrything. Yick.
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09-16-2009, 04:59 PM
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#80
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burnin_vernon
looks like the stuff would stop all forms of wooo
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You just need some of the antidote...
http://www.mintyass.com/
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