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Old 09-11-2009, 02:42 PM   #41
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naked with a massive erection
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naked with a horrifying erection
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Old 09-11-2009, 06:07 PM   #44
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So, these account for 101% of all sleeping positions?
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Nude. I sold my only pair of gitch for a reasonable sum.
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:11 PM   #46
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Nude. I sold my only pair of gitch for a reasonable sum.
Yeah. Ebay isn't what it used to be...I ordered the Fonz's leather jacket and got a pair of moth-eaten, mustard stained underbritches instead.

Aaaaaaayyyyy, that ain't cool Fonz.

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Old 09-11-2009, 08:24 PM   #48
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On sheets made of only the finest 380 thread count Egyptian cotton. I find that silk sheets are odd, leaving you feel like you are sleeping on a stripper's crotch. Other than that, I lay perfectly flat on my back, arms flat to the side, in my suit pajamas.



You see, it's important to always stay prepared, in case some hottie swings by, you always need to be suited up.
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Old 09-11-2009, 09:40 PM   #50
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women are always freezing.
I'm always warm, the other girls I work with complain that it's cold in the shop when it's 72+ degrees (Fahrenheit, I'm too lazy to find the Celsius for that).

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I alternate between Foetus and Starfish usually. Sometimes if it's a weekend and I'm sleeping in crazy late, it ends up the Freefaller, but if I sleep that way too long, my neck hurts like hell.

And I either wear a cami/tank top and sweatpants (winter) or a tank top and drawstring shorts (summer). I cannot wear a t-shirt/sweatshirt. I can't stand to have anything near my neck when I sleep.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:17 PM   #51
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I sleep standing up.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:29 PM   #52
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Is it the same guy spending the night with you each time or you do bring in different guys?
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I sleep standing up.
Lies. Don't bs me, I'm not in the mood for it.
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Only way to go is naked next to a woman you love.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:38 PM   #55
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nekkid, doing the leg of doom on my husband.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:46 PM   #56
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Only way to go is naked next to a woman you love.
uh huh. I'll settle for me being naked next to the woman I'm next to.
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uh huh. I'll settle for me being naked next to the woman I'm next to.
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:57 AM   #59
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I'm a stomach/side kinda sleeper, and with the right pillow, it's actually not all that bad. I'm still amazed, and a little jealous, of all you back sleepers...Jerks.

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Old 09-12-2009, 01:03 AM   #60
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unless i'm really tired, i hit all the positions in a given night. start out flat on my back, end up on my right side, little later i'm on my stomach, then i flip to my left side. and then the cycle starts all over again

might have something to do with the rabbit that visits me in the night though

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