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Old 09-08-2009, 10:18 PM   #241
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Only 184 more posts, the tension is killing me!
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Why do my batteries go dead so fast in my digital camera?
Because they're the most dramatic object. They don't just stop working... they die...
It's a sh*t life... you're either working or you're DEAD!
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197 posts to go on the board, 197 posts. Put one down pass them around 196 posts left to 2 million
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Doesn't binge mean you stop then drink a lot?
Good point. I just have a VO Gold I.V. going at all times.
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...
Your postures off and one's draining into the other.

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Too many naked self portraits in your bathroom mirror.

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Old 09-08-2009, 10:19 PM   #247
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Common question.

Gotta be the nipple hole.
There's more than one hole... there's an average of 8 milk ducts on the average womans areola...

And no... no pictures...
 
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...
Pux Jr probably just likes one better, so over time it'll produce more. Maybe it's time for a poop and breast milk blog.

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Does the 2 millionth (is that a word?) post have to be on this thread?
Nope. So for all we know, the 2 millionth post could appear in the poop thread. All just luck.
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Everyone post their favourite sitcom.

Frasier.
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who on here will miss their chance at being the 2,000,000 post because they...........
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:20 PM   #252
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:20 PM   #253
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How about favourite school subject.

Social studies.
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Spare. I love it more than multiple family members...
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... are pooping?
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:21 PM   #257
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...
Same size, but are they the same density of milk glands!
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Have you guys ever watched that "At the End of My Leash" show? We just watched an episode that featured a house on our culdesac!! Crazy.
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