09-08-2009, 07:10 PM
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15 year old shoots himself in the penis
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/region...jK3RgVNDNWClDoI
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It's a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress -- but this was worse.
A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.
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Last edited by Rhetts_the_Best; 09-08-2009 at 07:13 PM.
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09-08-2009, 07:12 PM
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Hey, quit slagging him.
Its normal for 15yo boys to misfire. Maybe he was nervous or the girl wasnt that attractive and he was imagining someone else 
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09-08-2009, 07:13 PM
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hopefully this nullifies all chances of him being able to reproduce
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09-08-2009, 07:20 PM
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I actually just stopped reading and exit the thread before realizing how ######ed I must have looked turning white and suddenly breathing all weird and calmed down.
OMFG can you say sympathy pain? Not that I've ever been shot or shot myself in the junk...I dunno...maybe those kinds of stories just make me cringe especially hard.
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09-08-2009, 07:27 PM
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His mystical journey to become a Eunuch is almost complete.
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09-08-2009, 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
hopefully this nullifies all chances of him being able to reproduce
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Nah he can still reproduce. He shot himself in the Penis not in the balls but he has to ejaculate through his mouth from now on. Poor fella.
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09-08-2009, 07:31 PM
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Poor lil gangsta. What will his homies think?
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09-08-2009, 07:32 PM
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This would have never happened if penises were allowed to carry guns.
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09-08-2009, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Barnes
This would have never happened if penises were allowed to carry guns.
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I'm reminded of all those drawings at the end of Superbad...
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09-08-2009, 07:33 PM
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It would have been worse if someone else shot on his penis.
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09-08-2009, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ren
I'm reminded of all those drawings at the end of Superbad...
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maybe the kid was just trying to quell another Tienanmen Square penis uprising
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09-08-2009, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Ren
I'm reminded of all those drawings at the end of Superbad...
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I'm reminded of the sight of a hot dog microwaved for 5 minutes.
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09-08-2009, 07:49 PM
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Ha!
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09-08-2009, 08:01 PM
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Guess he shouldn't have been dickin' around with guns.
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09-08-2009, 08:03 PM
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They say a gun is penis extension, I guess he is going to need a a bigger gun.
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09-08-2009, 08:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Madman
It would have been worse if someone else shot on his penis.
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And this is a bad thing how?
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09-08-2009, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
And this is a bad thing how?
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Unless that someone was a female or he isn't gay then it would be a real bad thing.
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09-08-2009, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
And this is a bad thing how?
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Why? Why do you do this? You know people are gonna freak, yet you do it anyways....sick pleasure? Alright, you're entitled....well, it happened!
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09-08-2009, 09:40 PM
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I wonder if he'll be shooting blanks for the rest of his life...
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09-08-2009, 09:42 PM
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Who hasnt shot their penis as a 15 year old boy? Sure...many shoot off, but some just shoot, why do you all discriminate?
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