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Old 09-06-2009, 11:13 PM   #61
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If it is coming from my own body, I don't really care.

If it is coming from someone else's body... poop is way worse. The summer after high school I worked at a summer camp, and one session I got placed with a boys group... which was a bit difficult because not all 10 year old boys really take to girl counselors. One of the boys in my group had a problem (which his parents failed to tell us about) where he would shat his pants literally ALL the time. So randomly throughout the day we'd catch waff's of his poo, and I would have to clean out his pants and then he'd have to go shower. It was terrible.

Anyways, the poopy kid really didn't like me (maybe because I didn't like him) and one night when we were on an overnight hike he took a dump in the doorway of the tent because he knew I would step in it. Which I did. With bare feet.

I sat in the river for so long scrubbing my feet with rocks and water, but I swear I couldn't get the smell off of me. So yeah.... I hate other people's poop.
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:16 PM   #62
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If it is coming from my own body, I don't really care.

If it is coming from someone else's body... poop is way worse. The summer after high school I worked at a summer camp, and one session I got placed with a boys group... which was a bit difficult because not all 10 year old boys really take to girl counselors. One of the boys in my group had a problem (which his parents failed to tell us about) where he would shat his pants literally ALL the time. So randomly throughout the day we'd catch waff's of his poo, and I would have to clean out his pants and then he'd have to go shower. It was terrible.

Anyways, the poopy kid really didn't like me (maybe because I didn't like him) and one night when we were on an overnight hike he took a dump in the doorway of the tent because he knew I would step in it. Which I did. With bare feet.

I sat in the river for so long scrubbing my feet with rocks and water, but I swear I couldn't get the smell off of me. So yeah.... I hate other people's poop.
That's disgusting! Why would someone put poop somewhere where you could possibly step in it!
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:24 PM   #63
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how about I post a pic of each side beside to help decide
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:34 PM   #64
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how about I post a pic of each side beside to help decide
that's probably the best option.
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:37 PM   #65
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that's probably the best option.
posting pics in 3.......2....
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:11 AM   #66
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I puked every.single.day for 14 weeks. It sucked.

I poop almost every single day, and have for 27 years. Doesn't seem to be a big deal.

Puke is WAY worse.
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:27 AM   #67
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Puke is grosser because it makes more of a mess, stinks, and its just so "un-necessary".

Poop is grosser because it comes out of a much more private area, and it's sucks having to visualize a hot girl pooping.

GREAT THREAD!!!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:29 AM   #68
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If it is coming from my own body, I don't really care.

If it is coming from someone else's body... poop is way worse. The summer after high school I worked at a summer camp, and one session I got placed with a boys group... which was a bit difficult because not all 10 year old boys really take to girl counselors. One of the boys in my group had a problem (which his parents failed to tell us about) where he would shat his pants literally ALL the time. So randomly throughout the day we'd catch waff's of his poo, and I would have to clean out his pants and then he'd have to go shower. It was terrible.

Anyways, the poopy kid really didn't like me (maybe because I didn't like him) and one night when we were on an overnight hike he took a dump in the doorway of the tent because he knew I would step in it. Which I did. With bare feet.

I sat in the river for so long scrubbing my feet with rocks and water, but I swear I couldn't get the smell off of me. So yeah.... I hate other people's poop.
Dude, that sounds EXACTLY like my french camp in 1995. Same scenario and story. Was your councellor name Maverick????
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:31 AM   #69
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Dude, that sounds EXACTLY like my french camp in 1995. Same scenario and story. Was your councellor name Maverick????
Poopy kid? Is that you?
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:39 AM   #70
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Puke for sure.

I could change my kids poopy diapers pretty easily, but when my 3 year old got the stomach flu and was barfing everywhere, that pretty much was the limit for me
I walked into my son's room one morning and he had taken off his diaper and smeared poop over every square inch of his room he could get at. I'll take puke over that any day of the week.
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Old 09-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #72
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Old 09-07-2009, 10:18 AM   #73
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If I had to eat someone else's poop or puke, I'd have to go with the puke.
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I recently three fluids coming out of one of my twin babies (I forget whom).

There was puke, pee and poop at the same time while I was folding the wipe I was using and the diaper was open.
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Old 09-07-2009, 10:57 AM   #75
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Poop is just a funny word. Read it backwards still pooP.
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What's an polygamy?
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:16 AM   #77
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If you got the runs, take puke. No runs - take poop. And it depends if you had a Chicken Vindaloo the previous night
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:29 AM   #78
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I think puke is almost always worse. A buddy of mine was supervising a final exam one day when the air conditioning in the school was broken. It was in a room that somehow still had carpet on the floor and in all honesty it was 30C or more in that room. This kid just sat up real straight and barfed all over his desk, splashing the person in front of him. My buddy helplessly yells out, "Run to the bathroom James!" and the kid just turns sideways in his desk and lets out another barf flood all over his shoes and the carpet, then staggers out of the room and down to the office. My buddy calls the office to send the caretaker up but he can't shampoo/superclean the carpet with the exam taking place so he just pours some sawdust or something all over the puddles. There was still an hour left in the exam as well.
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:37 AM   #79
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This is easy.... clearly it's puke.
If I drop a deuce I'm proud of, I'll take a picture. Puke, there will never be a picture taken. So I guess if something is included in a photo, then it can't be that bad.
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