09-06-2009, 07:33 PM
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I guess it would depend on the situation. I'd rather clean up puke verses poop. However crapping isn't nearly as hard on your body as puking. Well usually, unless you have explosive Diarrhea.
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09-06-2009, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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I have a son... I can handle poop... Puke... not so much...
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09-06-2009, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wood
when i was in grade 3 a girl sitting behind me puked all over her desk and my back and it was the worst smelling barf ever, it smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I got to go home because i didn't have a change of clothes which was nice, but she also puked on my favorite red hoodie and it stained so i could never wear it again.
She moved that year to another province but moved back in grade 6 and i got her back. We were at someone birthday party and we were all at the park at our school, and she left her shoes out in the feild she. We were on the playground. Me a friend took her shoes and took them down a hill where no one could see us and i pooped in her shoe. I had to wipe with leaves and it didn't work at all, it just spread it so i had crap all over my ass and had to wait till we got back to the guys house who's birthday it was to wipe. We put her shoes back and she didnt notice.
When she went to get her shoes she could smell it so she looked inside and started to cry. Best moment of my life. I had crap all over my ass and legs but i didn't care because i accompished my goal of getting her back. Only me and my friend know who did it, she still doesn't know, i went to school with her until we graduated and she never foundn out it was me.
So for me puke is gross, poop is awesome and funny.
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lol
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09-06-2009, 07:43 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood
When I was in grade 3 a girl sitting behind me puked all over her desk and my back and it was the worst smelling barf ever, it smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I got to go home because I didn't have a change of clothes which was nice, but she also puked on my favorite red hoodie and it stained so I could never wear it again.
She moved that year to another province but moved back in grade 6 and I got her back. We were at someone birthday party and we were all at the park at our school, and she left her shoes out in the feild she. We were on the playground. Me a friend took her shoes and took them down a hill where no one could see us and I pooped in her shoe. I had to wipe with leaves and it didn't work at all, it just spread it so I had crap all over my ass and had to wait till we got back to the guys house who's birthday it was to wipe. We put her shoes back and she didnt notice.
When she went to get her shoes she could smell it so she looked inside and started to cry. Best moment of my life. I had crap all over my ass and legs but I didn't care because I accompished my goal of getting her back. Only me and my friend know who did it, she still doesn't know, I went to school with her until we graduated and she never foundn out it was me.
So for me puke is gross, poop is awesome and funny.
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She probably still looks in her shoes before putting them on to this very day, you realize that, lol.
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09-06-2009, 07:49 PM
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I put a lot of thought into this question, when I was 7.
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09-06-2009, 07:52 PM
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Oh man, wood you have to tell her. That would be hilarious. Send her a facebook message or something.
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09-06-2009, 08:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood
When I was in grade 3 a girl sitting behind me puked all over her desk and my back and it was the worst smelling barf ever, it smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I got to go home because I didn't have a change of clothes which was nice, but she also puked on my favorite red hoodie and it stained so I could never wear it again.
She moved that year to another province but moved back in grade 6 and I got her back. We were at someone birthday party and we were all at the park at our school, and she left her shoes out in the feild she. We were on the playground. Me a friend took her shoes and took them down a hill where no one could see us and I pooped in her shoe. I had to wipe with leaves and it didn't work at all, it just spread it so I had crap all over my ass and had to wait till we got back to the guys house who's birthday it was to wipe. We put her shoes back and she didnt notice.
When she went to get her shoes she could smell it so she looked inside and started to cry. Best moment of my life. I had crap all over my ass and legs but I didn't care because I accompished my goal of getting her back. Only me and my friend know who did it, she still doesn't know, I went to school with her until we graduated and she never foundn out it was me.
So for me puke is gross, poop is awesome and funny.
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Thank you for saving this thread. I retract my epic fail.
This thread is now officially awesome. Someone post the Raptor in the F-14 please.
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09-06-2009, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
Thank you for saving this thread. I retract my epic fail.
This thread is now officially awesome. Someone post the Raptor in the F-14 please.
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I have to agree. An epic fail until his post came along.
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09-06-2009, 08:10 PM
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I have pukophobia, so I'd have to go with puke.
I've done it twice in my life that I can recall. Avoid at all costs!
edit: and wow, just saw Wood's story. I have one quite similar to that too - a kid in my grade five class sat behind me and almost puked all over me...I avoided him like the plague for the rest of elementary school
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09-06-2009, 08:12 PM
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WORST THREAD EVER
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09-06-2009, 08:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood
When I was in grade 3 a girl sitting behind me puked all over her desk and my back and it was the worst smelling barf ever, it smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I got to go home because I didn't have a change of clothes which was nice, but she also puked on my favorite red hoodie and it stained so I could never wear it again.
She moved that year to another province but moved back in grade 6 and I got her back. We were at someone birthday party and we were all at the park at our school, and she left her shoes out in the feild she. We were on the playground. Me a friend took her shoes and took them down a hill where no one could see us and I pooped in her shoe. I had to wipe with leaves and it didn't work at all, it just spread it so I had crap all over my ass and had to wait till we got back to the guys house who's birthday it was to wipe. We put her shoes back and she didnt notice.
When she went to get her shoes she could smell it so she looked inside and started to cry. Best moment of my life. I had crap all over my ass and legs but I didn't care because I accompished my goal of getting her back. Only me and my friend know who did it, she still doesn't know, I went to school with her until we graduated and she never foundn out it was me.
So for me puke is gross, poop is awesome and funny.
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09-06-2009, 08:32 PM
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Poop is way worse. Which one would you rather have in your mouth?
No contest.
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09-06-2009, 08:37 PM
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Which would you rather have in your butt?
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09-06-2009, 08:39 PM
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It is more socially acceptable to just puke anywhere than it is to just poop anywhere.
Not that it's socially desirable but just sayin.
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09-06-2009, 08:44 PM
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Isn't puke out of your butt just diarrhea?
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09-06-2009, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I've always said I'd rather have the stomach flu--coming out of the other end--for a week than throw up once. Ugh, I absolutely HATE throwing up; that's why I don't drink nearly as much as I could.
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09-06-2009, 08:54 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by Machiavelli
I have pukophobia, so I'd have to go with puke.
I've done it twice in my life that I can recall. Avoid at all costs!
edit: and wow, just saw Wood's story. I have one quite similar to that too - a kid in my grade five class sat behind me and almost puked all over me...I avoided him like the plague for the rest of elementary school
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Did you poop in his shoe after?
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09-06-2009, 09:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wittynickname
I've always said I'd rather have the stomach flu--coming out of the other end--for a week than throw up once. Ugh, I absolutely HATE throwing up; that's why I don't drink nearly as much as I could.
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it's only the thought of throwing up that sucks. when you're binging hard, feel the gurgle, realize that there's no stopping it and just let it all out, there's no better feeling in the world afterwards. then you can go back to pounding beers again to boot
and the few times where i have drunken myself to puke in the same night, i have never had a hangover afterwards. now when i get to that point of no return, it's hard to resist the temptation to go all out to avoid the morning crapfest
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09-06-2009, 09:00 PM
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