09-01-2009, 05:39 PM
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TourCher?
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09-01-2009, 05:55 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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I found that pick when I google searched tourcher.
With that in mind, no, I do not think the crime rate would go down if we started giving criminals lion hair cuts rather than jail time. Probably the opposite actually.
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09-02-2009, 10:29 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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I'd love to ridicule the OP but you guys have done a good job as it is. I looked at the thread title and his original post for a couple of minutes wondering WTF he's talking about. Wow! I think we should mount a posse and tourcher this guy.
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09-02-2009, 10:36 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Doctordestiny
I'd love to ridicule the OP but you guys have done a good job as it is. I looked at the thread title and his original post for a couple of minutes wondering WTF he's talking about. Wow! I think we should mount a posse and tourcher this guy.
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There's no justice like angry mob justice...
If someone can bring some tourches, I've got a few extra patchforkes lying around.
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09-02-2009, 10:42 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Calgary
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google corrected tourchering to torchering. def'n of a tourcher
n.1.One who gives light with a torch, or as if with a torch.
so the criminals would be forced to become lamps in houses and public places, I'm all for that.
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09-02-2009, 10:43 AM
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#26
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Originally Posted by Komskies
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09-02-2009, 10:50 AM
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Location: Calgary
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OK, I hesitated several times before opening this thread because I thought it was about some weird thing that nobody over 20 would have heard of. Then I thought "maybe it has something to do with internet porn" and opened it. Having read everything, I wonder - where is the internet porn?
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09-02-2009, 10:50 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Swarly
google corrected tourchering to torchering. def'n of a tourcher
n.1.One who gives light with a torch, or as if with a torch.
so the criminals would be forced to become lamps in houses and public places, I'm all for that.
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Dear OP,
This is the worst plan Ive ever heard. Streetlights make people feels safe if they have to walk somewhere after dark so... lets replace those streetlights with murders and rapists?! You're clearly insane and I think we should tourcher you till you're fixed.
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09-02-2009, 10:51 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
OK, I hesitated several times before opening this thread because I thought it was about some weird thing that nobody over 20 would have heard of. Then I thought "maybe it has something to do with internet porn" and opened it. Having read everything, I wonder - where is the internet porn?
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Rule 34 of the internet states "if it exists there is porn of it". However, since tourchering doesn't exist. No porn for you.
Although we are only one letter away from touchering. I'm sure I could find something for that.
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09-02-2009, 10:52 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by octothorp
Put it right beside the button for the fold out bed and the release switch for the gimp's cage, and you'd be able to go from frightening torture dungeon to sexy dungeon in no time.
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Torture?!?! Where the hell did that come from? Get back on topic, man!
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09-02-2009, 10:55 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
Rule 34 of the internet states "if it exists there is porn of it". However, since tourchering doesn't exist. No porn for you.
Although we are only one letter away from touchering. I'm sure I could find something for that.
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I invoke rule 35 then:
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
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09-02-2009, 10:56 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
I invoke rule 35 then:
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
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How the hell are we going to make porn of tourchering? The mind literally boggles.
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09-02-2009, 10:56 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Originally Posted by flame3132
Do you think that if instead of having people in jail for doing there evil crimes and tourcher was added that the crime rate would go down?
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09-02-2009, 11:14 AM
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#34
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09-02-2009, 11:17 AM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Oh Christ! He used there instead of their too!
BURN THE STUPID!
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09-02-2009, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Man, I would LOVE to have a lion haircut!
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09-02-2009, 11:24 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Komskies
Tourtiere?
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Eating that would be torture.
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09-02-2009, 11:28 AM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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I opened this hoping the OP was serious....and he was....then hilarity ensued.
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09-02-2009, 11:33 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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I think tourchering is a form of torture where touching is involved. Also, there! evil!
I don't know what's going on with this, maybe the OP is French-Canadian?
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09-02-2009, 11:36 AM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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I typed "tourchering" into Google. Its amazing how many hits there were. 
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