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Old 09-01-2009, 04:40 PM   #1
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Do you think that if instead of having people in jail for doing there evil crimes and tourcher was added that the crime rate would go down?
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This isn't a serious thread, right? You've got to be playing a prank.
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I was wondering what tourchering was... Thought it might've been French for something...
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I tourchering something like torturing someone with a torch? Perhaps while on tour some where?

Or is it just the Quentin Tarantino way of torturing people?
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People should not ring their tourches.
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This isn't a serious thread, right? You've got to be playing a prank.
He's serious. Look at my sig.
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I love you guys. It's so nice to know that I'm not the only one that can't stand poor spelling and grammar.
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People should not ring their tourches.
I totally disagree tourch rings look fantastic. Whether you're kicking someone off the island or having a 'two men enter, one man leaves' death match. Tourches are always the way to go.
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I totally disagree tourch rings look fantastic. Whether you're kicking someone off the island or having a 'two men enter, one man leaves' death match. Tourches are always the way to go.
...also completes a room if you're going for a "Dungeon" look.

I wish wall tourches came with dimmer switches though....
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I love you guys. It's so nice to know that I'm not the only one that can't stand poor spelling and grammar.
Which is easy enough to remedy considering Firefox has a built in spellchecker.
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I just tourchered a pipe on the weekend to get my shutoff value back on. I don't think I'll need the tourcher anymore if you want it...
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Which is easy enough to remedy considering Firefox has a built in spellchecker.
I'm not sure a built in spellchecker would even have suggested the right spelling in this case. Anyone want to confirm? Google Chrome certainly doesn't come up with the right word.
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I just tourchered a pipe on the weekend to get my shutoff value back on. I don't think I'll need the tourcher anymore if you want it...
Ballcock?
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...also completes a room if you're going for a "Dungeon" look.

I wish wall tourches came with dimmer switches though....
Put it right beside the button for the fold out bed and the release switch for the gimp's cage, and you'd be able to go from frightening torture dungeon to sexy dungeon in no time.
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