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Old 08-31-2009, 10:00 PM   #1
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I'm pretty sore and need a good massage parlor. I don't want no happy ending just a good massage preferably by a women though.

I've drove by many in the city but i don't want to walk into a shady business so any referrals will be greatly appreciated.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:01 PM   #2
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...and if anyone knows any that DO include the "Happy Ending", please include.....
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This should be good...
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:03 PM   #4
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The basement of Chicken On The Way.
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The Spa at Banff Springs.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:10 PM   #7
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I'm pretty sore and need a good massage parlor. I don't want no happy ending just a good massage preferably by a women though.

I've drove by many in the city but i don't want to walk into a shady business so any referrals will be greatly appreciated.
Does that mean that you want a happy ending?
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Does that mean that you want a happy ending?
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:31 PM   #9
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Sweden. Entire country is just one massive massage parlor.


Which doubles as a porn studio.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:34 PM   #10
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The basement of Chicken On The Way.
Psh, we don't do no massage. Just the happy ending.
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Psh, we don't do no massage. Just the happy ending.
It's a trap!

Last time I was there they just rubbed me down with chicken fat and pelted me with corn fritters for 15 minutes.

It was only mildly soothing.
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When it was still covered by my previous work's medical plan I would go to one in Mayfair Place. (Elbow and Glenmore.) I think it was called Alpine.

There were two ladies there that were good with the massage.
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If you go to the U of C, the med centre does massages. I believe Sait has the same.
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The last time i was at Chicken on The Way there was a cute girl working the deep fryer.
My next sentence might have been 'greasy' enough to make the tuesday morning coffee drinker hurl a monday night chicken wing but I will refrain from that.....for now.

But I would only hope it would go down Forest Lawn style....thats all i gotta say.....for now.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:53 PM   #15
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Does that mean that you want a happy ending?
Thanks, Mr. Weatherbee!
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So has anybody ever read the classifieds in ffwd? There's an "adult massage" section. Anybody know if this is actually legit, or a trap?
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How about this place?

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I seem to recall a thread similar to this about 3 months ago. It was shut down within 10 minutes...
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I have had good experiences at the spa ritual up in Crowfoot
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Where's Morris from Slap Shot when you need him.
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