I thought i'd give this a try...
 
1 room available for September 1st, 2009 (immediate move-in available) 
 
Location is 17th ave and 24A st (Richmond)
 
This is a newly rennovated, 3 bedroom and 3 bathroom 1200 sf Townhouse with all new appliances and plenty of space with a large kitchen and family room. The 3 bathrooms mean you'll never be caught waiting in line.... 
The central, inner-city location is ideal for students attending Mount Royal Collage, Sait or the University as well as professionals looking to escape the downtown commute and parking fees with transit just a few doors down. 
There is also plenty of storage available as well. 
 
-High-Speed wireless internet available 
-Close to all ammenities including a public pool. 
-No smoking or pets. 
 
Rent is $500/month and a share of the utilities.
 
See pictures at my 
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Thanks 
 
 
Edit: And you get to live down the street from fotze!